Tall people know that they’re tall. Hearing a short person go on and on about their height gets old pretty quickly. After all, nobody goes on and on about how bald or portly other people are. It’s considered rude. Imagine if you were in a bar looking at someone’s bald head going on and on about it!
If you get tired of being polite next time some short ass remarks, ”You’re so tall,” go ahead and use one of our fun comebacks.
If you can think of an even better comeback, leave a comment below.
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Elle Macpherson was teased for being tall in school
Elle felt insecure about her height when she was younger, if only she knew that what made her stand out would catapult her into a fabulous modeling career in the future.
I was 6 feet tall at 18 and now think of the times I wasted wishing I was smaller. I had all those insecure feelings about a big nose, big ears, and being too tall,” the supermodel revealed to he The Sun. “That awkwardness was there all the time. I never looked at myself and thought that I was a swan. All I could see was an ugly duckling.” – Elle Macpherson
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I say I’m not tall, its just that there are so many short people
I’m sorry I couldn’t see u behind that grain of sand could u repeat??
I know : I am so tall that you are short.
I don’t have time to put up with people like you because life’s short, oh, and so are you!
I would just say you need some growing up to do.
I’d tell you how I feel but I don’t have enough middle fingers to express how grateful I am.
I don’t have time to deal with irrelevant people I have more important things to do with me life
i just say ;tall people are able to reach thing small people can t like sucess
The shorter you are, the closer you are to hell.
How short are you?
i loved the on that said “THE SORTER YOU ARE THE CLOSER YOU ARE TO HELL” THAT WAS SO FUNNY,you made my day
No shit Sherlock
“why don’t you go put on your mom’s high heels and tell me that again when you can say it to my face?”
him: “can you lend me some of your height?”
me: “i’m sorry, it’s not my fault that you’re vertically challenged.”
it’s mean but he deserved it