Funny ways to apologize when you don’t really want to

Do you remember when you were a kid and you were forced to apologize when you didn’t want to? Maybe your cousin always made you look like the bad guy, and you took the wrath for something you didn’t do.

You may find yourself in a situation where you are made to apologize when you feel it isn’t necessary. You have to pick your battles in life and choose which ones are worth getting upset about. Adults are supposed to own what they do, feel remorse for their actions and man up and apologize.

In today’s world, with social justice warriors on every corner, people get easily offended about every little thing. They cry and carry on that you offended them, and they take it personally. It is going to be difficult for some of these people to realize that the world doesn’t revolve around them and their needs, and others can’t be expected to walk to eggshells to cater to their needs.

My son mentioned to some friends at school that he found feminine girls with long hair attractive. The girls in his class were furious that he said he preferred a physical type and said that he should apologize for being sexist. Should you really have to apologize because you find certain people attractive?

Here are some snarky apologies when you are forced to say sorry, when you don’t really mean it.

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