
Some people think that they are incredibly funny calling you four eyes, really, the joke is a little old. Yeah, you wear glasses, it’s not really that big a deal, better than walking around not being able to see anything.
Of all the things to have that you don’t like about your appearance, wearing glasses is definitely the best because you can always wear contact lenses or get laser treatment down the line.
Of course, there are the stereotypes that go with wearing glasses that you must be a nerd or that you’re super smart (which is probably true).
If you get tired of the annoying four eyes comments, use one of our clever comebacks below.
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11 Responses
I have two eyes. You clearly need two more
Wow, that is a great comeback! Bryn
I have have four eyes and 1 brain I you have 2 eyes and no brain
all your comments are great
Who said i’m Four eyes? And anyways I look better with 4 eyes than 2.
That’s one I have
I have “4” eyes but I still can’t see anything attractive about you
how clever i am definetely using this one
I may have “4” eyes but at least I can see everything and I have 2 ears to listen to you complaining that I’m smarter then you and that you have bad grades.
That’s one that I have that is not good but oh well. I just hate when people call me 4 eyse.
You might need some glasses with that double vision.
I have four eyes, whereas you only have 4 braincells.
damn that’s the best one so far