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Killer comebacks if someone makes fun of your eyebrows

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If you have bushy eyebrows, a monobrow or eyebrows that look different in any way, some idiot will have brought it up and not in a complimentary way.

The good news is, of all the things that you might want to change regarding your appearance, this is probably the easiest and cheapest thing to fix. All you need is a trip to the salon for some plucking or threading, a Middle Eastern style of shaping the eyebrows. I was at a dinner the other day and a 30-year-old guy told me the barber even fixes up his eyebrows, so it’s not just for girls.

It is actually amazing how having your brows done can change the shape of a face and frame your eyes. You may also be perfectly happy with your eyebrows the way they are.

If you are getting teased or harassed about the way you look you may want to shut up the critics with one of our great comebacks.

Go ahead and vote, let us know what you think is the best answer when someone makes fun of your eyebrows.


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Bitch, the only time you’ve been a ten is before you turned 11.
You are like school in July. No Class.
I was going to give you a nasty look but I can see you already have one.

Lorde was teased for having a monobrow when she was in school

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“It’s literally f-cked that I could be on the cover of Vogue [and] I used to get called monobrow at school. That BROW IS ON COVER OF VOGUE” – Lorde

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11 Responses

    1. Hailee,
      You may be able to use some of these:

      – “In that case, you’re a pig”
      – “Sorry, I don’t speak fluent in *pig noises* unless you speak English, I’m not sure what you’re saying”

      These probably won’t do any good as i made them up myself,
      But they’re worth a try.

      Kind regards,

  1. What should I say when somebody else says I have no eyebrows (they’re blonde)? I’m 10 so I’d get in trouble for swearing.

    1. i feel you just say “thanks for you opinion that nobody seems to care about” or “remember me asking for your opinion yeah me neither”

  2. I have CRAZY eyebrows and I’m only 12 so people don’t make fun me yet, but when I get to middle school or high school I’m scared to see what people think of them. I know there’s going to be that brat that makes fun of me all the time for them what should I do??!!

    1. Hi I used to have a monobrow but the way I fixed that was that when people said” fix your eyebrows” I say “fix your face and your attitude .” Try that because it always works for me.

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