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Clever comebacks when people make fun of your big nose

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What to say when someone comments on your big nose

If you have a big nose you are probably used to the comments about having a big honker or schnoz.

A lot of people think that their nose is too big, too small or too bumpy. The unfortunate thing about having a big nose is it is hard to hide,  you can’t tuck your nose behind your hair, it is right there in the middle of your face.

In Japan, having a big nose with a high bridge is considered attractive. Many Japanese people don’t like the low bridge on their nose and having a “tall nose” is considered to be physically appealing.

Next time someone makes a nasty remark about your big nose, shut them up with one of our great comebacks.

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Gisele Bündchen was told she would never make it as a model with her big nose

“I remember some people telling me my nose was too big or my eyes were too small, that I could never be on a magazine cover,” she told People magazine.

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Giselle turned to her Dad for advice. “I told my dad, and he said, ‘Next time, tell them, I have a big nose and that comes with a big personality,’” she recalls. “At that point I felt, if I kept working hard and giving my best, it would all work out.”

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Clever comebacks when someone makes fun of your braces

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Funny replies when people make fun of your BRACES

Getting braces is a right of passage in the teenage years. Yeah, it definitely does suck to have huge amounts of metal shoved into your mouth by the Orthodontist, but you will be grateful in the long run when you have fabulous teeth.

Its bad enough that your mouth is cut up by the metal brackets of death without people making stupid comments calling you metal mouth. Of course, moronic people like to make the same old boring jokes about your braces, which aren’t funny after the fifth time you’ve heard the same stupid comment.

Next time somebody makes fun of your braces, use one of our great comebacks and shut them up.

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Many famous people have had braces

You may think it really sucks to have braces and large chunks of metal clogging up your mouth, for many people braces are a privilege.

When she was a child, Gwen’s parents were not able to provide expensive orthodontic treatment. Gwen Stefani said that as soon as she was rich she was going to get braces, and she got them as an adult when she was 30 years old.

She shared with Harper’s Bazaar, ‘I always told myself when I got rich, that’s the first thing I’d do.’

Khloe Kardashian decided to get braces at 28 years old. Some people think that it is weird to get braces as an adult but it’s better than walking around with crooked teeth for the rest of your life.

If you have the cash like Khloe, you can get Invisalign and people will barely be able to see that you have braces.

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Clever comebacks if someone makes fun of you for wearing glasses

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Comebacks when people make fun of your glasses. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

Some people think that they are incredibly funny calling you four eyes, really, the joke is a little old. Yeah, you wear glasses, it’s not really that big a deal, better than walking around not being able to see anything.

Of all the things to have that you don’t like about your appearance, wearing glasses is definitely the best because you can always wear contact lenses or get laser treatment down the line.

Of course, there are the stereotypes that go with wearing glasses that you must be a nerd or that you’re super smart (which is probably true).

If you get tired of the annoying four eyes comments, use one of our clever comebacks below.

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Great comebacks when someone says you smell

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What to say to say if you are told that you smell bad

Usually, you can tell if you are smelling a little pongy, but If someone comes up and tells you that you stink it can be a bit of a shock!

Maybe you had a spicy meal with a lot of garlic and onions and it is coming out through your pores. Perhaps you forgot to put on deodorant after a workout and you have been sweating excessively?  Some guys seem to have a shower and then put back on their dirty clothes, leaving an unhygienic scent wafting after them.

Whatever the reason, if people are making fun of you because you smell use one of our clever comebacks.

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Funny replies when someone says you’re balding

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Funny answers when someone mentions that you are going bald. Check out our great comebacks. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

The first time someone tells you that your going bald you might panic or go into a state of shock.  You, going bald, how could that be, no way!

If you have a receding hairline or a little thinning on top it’s not the end of the world, but no doubt a few people will feel the need to point it out.  If worse comes to the worse you can always get a hair transplant, if you can afford it why not.

If you are starting to hear jokes about how you are losing your hair, you will want ot use one of our fun comebacks below. Deliver the comebacks with a smile on your face and shut the person up.

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Wayne Rooney announced he was having a hair transplant

Before Wayne Rooney left for summer vacation he told his football club that when he came back he would have hair. He was having a hair transplant during the summer. He knew if he didn’t tell his teammates before he had it done, he would face some serious ribbing when he showed up with a full head of hair.

Nothing’s safe at a football club. Everything’s a target for a spot of mickey-taking. New pair of shoes? Slaughtered.

Bad picture of you in the paper? Slaughtered. New advert on the telly? Slaughtered. Hair transplant? Slaughtered.

So in the dressing-room after the Blackpool game, I made the announcement. – Wayne Rooney

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