Clever comebacks when people make fun of your big nose

If you have a big nose, you are probably used to the comments about having a big honker or schnoz.
A lot of people think that their nose is too big, too small, or too bumpy. The unfortunate thing about having a big nose is it is hard to hide. You can’t tuck your nose behind your hair. It is right there in the middle of your face.
In Japan, having a big nose with a high bridge is considered attractive. Many Japanese people don’t like the low bridge on their nose, and having a “tall nose” is considered to be physically appealing.
The next time someone makes a nasty remark about your big nose, shut them up with one of our great comebacks.
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Gisele Bündchen was told she would never make it as a model with her big nose
“I remember some people telling me my nose was too big or my eyes were too small, that I could never be on a magazine cover,” she told People magazine.

Giselle turned to her Dad for advice. “I told my dad, and he said, ‘Next time, tell them, I have a big nose and that comes with a big personality,’” she recalls. “At that point I felt, if I kept working hard and giving my best, it would all work out.”
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