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Funny replies when someone says you’re balding

Funny answers when someone mentions that you are going bald. Check out our great comebacks. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

The first time someone tells you that your going bald you might panic or go into a state of shock.  You, going bald, how could that be, no way!

If you have a receding hairline or a little thinning on top it’s not the end of the world, but no doubt a few people will feel the need to point it out.  If worse comes to the worse you can always get a hair transplant, if you can afford it why not.

If you are starting to hear jokes about how you are losing your hair, you will want to use one of our fun comebacks below. Deliver the comebacks with a smile on your face and shut the person up.

Go ahead an vote for the best comeback, if you have an even better one leave it in the comments below.

Vote for the best comeback when people say you are going bald

Yeah, I’ll be a bald badass.
With a body like this, who needs hair?
No hair, I don’t care.
I’m not going bald, I am getting more head.
Wow, you noticed, huh, Sherlock? Thanks for telling me, I had no idea! What other gems of knowledge do you have for us today?

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Wayne Rooney announced he was having a hair transplant

Before Wayne Rooney left for summer vacation he told his football club that when he came back he would have hair. He was having a hair transplant during the summer. He knew if he didn’t tell his teammates before he had it done, he would face some serious ribbing when he showed up with a full head of hair.

Nothing’s safe at a football club. Everything’s a target for a spot of mickey-taking. New pair of shoes? Slaughtered.

Bad picture of you in the paper? Slaughtered. New advert on the telly? Slaughtered. Hair transplant? Slaughtered.

So in the dressing-room after the Blackpool game, I made the announcement. – Wayne Rooney

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  1. I’m a woman. Several years back, I had a condition that left bald spots on my scalp. Someone asked me if I had cancer. I responded by asking him if he had elephantitis. He never hassled me again.

    btw, my condition has completely clearwd up, and I now have a full head of hair.

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