Whether it is in the change room or the bedroom, no guy wants to be ridiculed for having a small penis. If you do have a small penis, it can be devastating to have someone make an insensitive comment, especially publicly.
With people watching porn constantly, a lot of people are fooled about the actual size of man’s penis. After watching porn, fifty percent of men actually want to have a bigger member.
A lot of women also find that the average sized penis is more than enough for them.
Honestly, big penises are overrated. The average vaginal canal is only 3-4 inches deep. I’ve been with guys with huge penises and it’s not enjoyable at all. A bruised cervix is painful as hell. It’s basically a constant “Ooh, too much, too much.” – Reddit User
If you are in the bedroom and an inconsiderate girl looks over and says, “is that all you’ve got?” it can be devastating to your self-confidence. If you want to say something back, and let the person know they aren’t so hot themselves, use a few of our comebacks below.
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Sampo says
November 29, 2018 at 8:47 pmA good comeback if a boy asks this to you is at least i have one
Victor says
January 13, 2019 at 5:19 pmFunny how this post has a lot of page views but not a lot of shares.
Robbie says
April 27, 2019 at 2:00 pmHow about this one: even a whale feels tiny swimming through the vast ocean.