If you are a female and have short hair and dress like a tomboy, there is a pretty good chance that you will have been asked if you are a lesbian.
Not every girl likes traditional social norms of dressing or buys into what society thinks a girl should look and act like.
There is nothing wrong with being gay, if you are you should be loud and proud. The thing is you may not be ready to come out yet, and don’t know what to say when people ask if you are lesbian?
If people keep asking if you are a lesbian, use one of our clever comebacks if you don’t want to give a direct answer.
Vote for the best comeback when someone calls you a lesbian
Is that your way of asking if I’m single? Sorry, but you’re not my type.
Sorry, I am straight, so would you please stop trying to flirt with me.
I am not a lesbian, but hey but you don't need to take my word for it just ask your Dad.
Only on Wednesdays.
I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we are both ready to come out.
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Say,” Puh-lease I’m straighter than the pole you dance on.”
I just say, “I’m straighter than the pole your mother dances on.”
I just say “Yes”
I’m straighter than that pole that your mum dances on
if you are going to be two faced then at least make one of them beautiful
No, I’m American.
Just Kidding, that’s a vine. Well, really, in the vine, a young boy says, “Wait, you’re a lesbian?! I thought you were American!”
If it was a boy say “No I’m not, but seeing you will probably turn me into one.” If it was a girl say “No, but if I was, I’d turn straight by just looking at you.”
My comeback:
At least being Lesbian is a choice, unlike your stupidity.