When someone asks if you are on drugs they are making some pretty serious assumptions about you. Maybe they think you hang out with a dodgy crowd, you dress in a peculiar way or they are concerned because your grades have dropped radically.
Whatever the cause, people think that your behaviour is different or has changed, and they are trying to figure out what happened because you are not behaving the way that you used to. This is probably coming from a place of love more than a place of resistance.
We all make assumptions about other people that may not be necessarily true. Have you ever thought something about someone and then found out that it wasn’t correct? We all have our own filters of how we view the world around us.
Hopefully, all is well with you and you are on the straight and narrow path. If someone asks if you are on drugs, use one of our clever comebacks below.
9 Best comebacks if you are asked if you’re on drugs
1. No, I think you’re the one who’s hallucinating…
2. No thanks, I’m already high on life!
3. No, I’m not on drugs. I was born this way. I’m like this all day, every day!
4. Those who don’t know me think I’m on drugs. Those who know me think I should be.
5. Why would you think that I am on drugs?
6. Thank you for your concern, but I am not a drug user.
7. I really don’t appreciate you insinuating that I am a drug user.
8. Wow, that is a pretty strong accusation.
9. That is a very personal question that I don’t feel is appropriate for me to answer.
Why do people ask are you on drugs?
People may ask you if you “Are you on drugs?” if they suspect that you or someone close to you is behaving in an unusual or concerning way.
Parents often ask this question when they are concerned about their child, and notice that their kids is behaving out of character.
Some folks may ask this question in a derogatory way, insulting that your behaviour is strange and so bizarre that you may be a drug user. You never know what is going on with a person, so it is important to ask this question respectfully, and to avoid making sweeping judgements about someone’s behaviour.
More comebacks you might like
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celebrities who went to rehab for drug addiction
Anyone can have a drug addiction, and there are many celebrities who were on drugs and sent to rehab to get well. A few examples of celebrities who went to drug rehab are listed below.
1. Drew Barrymore
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Zac Efron
4. Demi Lovato
5. Robert Downey Jr.
6. Eminem
7. Ben Affleck
8. Brad Pitt
9. Robin Williams
10. Angelina Jolie
People who get help for drug addiction are brave and need support from everyone around them. We all have problems, and people who struggle with drug addiction shouldn’t be judged as they try to improve their life.
The Role of counselling and self care
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When you are dealing with someone who asks if you are on drugs and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.
Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home.
Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.
I’m not even on drugs. I’m just weird! Ha ha
hahahhahhbabababhahahahahahahahahhhhahhahahahhaahahahahahhahahahhhahaahahahhaahahhahaha!!!! I’m so weak
it’s not that funny
Say I’m not on drugs, I’m just weird.
Why are you a dealer because I’ll give you a daller for you to scraller and make a caller
Emily What that makes no sense
Why are you a dealer?
Sorry I don’t sell to drugies like you.
Me too. My dad told my sister to find the speed drugs in my room and 4 people have asked me if i am on drugs in the last month including my dad lol
You should say: Oh honey, i would be alot different if i was on drugs im just annoyed
Your just annoying** oops
You can say: oh sweetie just because I am on a higher level than you are doesn’t mean that I’m high
good one 😉
Wait, are you a cop?