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How to respond to are you on drugs

What to say when someone asks if you are on drugs

When someone asks if you are on drugs they are making some pretty serious assumptions about you. Maybe they think you hang out with a dodgy crowd, you dress in a peculiar way or they are concerned because your grades have dropped radically.

Whatever the cause, people think that your behaviour is different or has changed, and they are trying to figure out what happened because you are not behaving the way that you used to. This is probably coming from a place of love more than a place of resistance.

We all make assumptions about other people that may not be necessarily true. Have you ever thought something about someone and then found out that it wasn’t correct? We all have our own filters of how we view the world around us.

Hopefully, all is well with you and you are on the straight and narrow path. If someone asks if you are on drugs, use one of our clever comebacks below.

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No thanks, I'm already high on life!
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No, I'm not on drugs. I was born this way. I'm like this all day, every day!
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No, I think you're the one who’s hallucinating...
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Those who don't know me think I'm on drugs. Those who know me think I should be.
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  1. Me too. My dad told my sister to find the speed drugs in my room and 4 people have asked me if i am on drugs in the last month including my dad lol

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