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Comebacks when someone calls you vulgar

Funny comebacks when someone says that you are uncouth. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

When someone calls you vulgar in a disgusted tone, they are basically telling you that you or your behavior is uncouth.

Perhaps you are in the company of someone who thinks that they’re awfully posh and they don’t appreciate your rude jokes and very colourful expressive language.

Sometimes you do have to change your behavior to fit certain situations or the company you are keeping.

Next time someone calls you vulgar and you think they are out of line, use one of our snarky comebacks.

Vote for the best comeback when you are called vulgar

I am not vulgar. I just have a mother-fucking colorful sense of humour.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, I just think that it's cute that you think that yours really matters.
I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.
Wipe your mouth. There is a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

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