Whether you are a heterosexual or gay male, there is a pretty good chance you have been called gay or a fag in a derogatory way at some point in time. Many insecure teenage guys will use the term when they are trying to appear cool in front of their friends when really they feel like an insecure little turd or they wouldn’t feel the need to say such a thing to someone.
There is nothing wrong with being gay, and thankfully society is becoming more tolerant, in urban centres anyway.
If you’re not gay you probably want to say something to shut the person up who keeps trying to wind you up.
If you are being called gay, use one of our clever comebacks to shut the hater up.
Go ahead, vote, and tell us what you think is the best comeback to such a personal question.
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21 Responses
No, at least not for you.
I’m straighter then your hairline for a matter of fact
That’s a good one!
No but you can go waste the money you’re mom made dancing and go visit my uncle
but what if I really am?
Then say, “Why YES, I am!” and smile while you say it.
Bryn
You can’t do it if u tell it to a group of friends. Ull get more insulted. Then no comebacks could help
There is,in fact insult them with this comebacks
May be we shouls say ” A homosexual wants some company”
Yes I’m very happy because gay means happy
Don’t be scared of bullies crash them with the comebacks
If someone says your gay and the bully is next to another person their gender say “your calling me gay I wonder why you always hang out with him/her”
Oh wait, i just remembered something . . . . .You’re gay too. You just don’t want to admit you’re dating a hobo just like yourself.
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I am literally gay though
Then, just lie and tell people you absolutely trust and won’t care.
Use you wish
No. I’m straight. Sorry to disappoint you.
hi Ive got a friend who is a guy and we go to school and this annoying person keeps calling us gay because we are boys and so she kept doing it so we had to tell a teacher (one of the higher authority) and he talked to here and she came over and said snitches get stitches so Ive had to look for comebacks (my comebacks are crap) and this site is so cool so I will say to her next time (why are you recruiting)
Sure I’ll go out with you
ask your mommy…
no u