When it comes down to the moment and you are about to have sex with someone, it can be a bit of a shock to hear them say that they don’t want to wear a condom. Especially, if they are pressuring you to have sex and you don’t feel comfortable.
If there is ever a time not to be shy, this is it! Not using protection when having sex can have huge consequences on your paycheck and your health.
Here are a few funny comebacks that you can use to ask your partner to practice safe sex, without ruining the moment.
Vote for the best comeback if someone doesn’t want to use a condom
If your not going to wrap it, go home and whack it!
Condoms are cheaper than diapers!
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
AIDS is no joke, wrap it if you want to poke.
The last time I didn't use a condom was.....exactly nine months before my son was born. He could use a sibling!
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4 Responses
This is what I tell my son. Wrap it in latex or she’s going to get your paychecks.
What I would say: How about we play a game of would you rather? Would you rather go to a hospital to see a mistake born or have a good time with no worries? That’s what I thought.
Do you want to get me knocked up??????
Why they would not want to use one would be very alarming and is a BIG RED FLAG. They need to provide a reason and a mutual decision has to be made.