What should a pregnant woman say when some rude, nosy person inquires, “Is the baby your husbands?” Here are a few fun comebacks that you might find useful.Help us out, and vote for the best snappy comeback from the poll below.
Pregnancy Comebacks
What to say when someone asks if your pregnancy was planned
When you announce your pregnancy, people seem to think they can ask you any anything, including, “Was the baby planned or was it an accident?” Really, some of these questions are very personal and just not appropriate to ask, you never know someone’s circumstances or of their struggles with fertility.
Maybe you’re a young and hot looking unmarried mom, and folks didn’t think that having a family was something you had in mind in the near future. Just because a baby wasn’t planned doesn’t mean the child isn’t wanted.
There is really no good time to have a have a baby or buy a house, sometimes in life, you just have to take the plunge. No doubt you have heard the saying, “If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans!” Many unplanned children turn out to be a wonderful surprise and a great blessing to their parents.
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What to say when someone asks how you going to handle another child
Expanding your family is usually a joyous occasion, most parents are thrilled when they find out that there is an addition to their family on the way. There is always a chicken little who likes to put a damper on any situation, they may ask, “How are you going to handle another child?” in a concerned way.
Maybe they are thinking back to when they had little kids with late nights and a lot of diaper changes. Perhaps they mean well, but is it really necessary for them to rub their own fear, doubt, and uncertainty all of you?
Don’t let someone and their negative point of view put a damper on your good news. Next time someone asks you how you will handle another child, smile and use one of our comebacks.
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What to say if someone asks if you know who your child’s father is
It’s hard to believe that someone would actually have the nerve to ask a woman if she knows who the father of her child is. Yes, there are actually people that rude out there in world, because one of our readers requested a response to this question.
When someone asks you such a rude personal question you may be a little shocked or taken aback. If you don’t know who the baby’s daddy is, it certainly isn’t anybody’s business but your own.
If someone is brazen enough to ask if you know who your child’s father is, they actually deserve a snappy comeback delivered with a smile.
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What to say when someone says do you know what causes that when you’re pregnant
People think they are being incredibly witty when they ask a pregnant woman, “Do you know what causes that?” The question gets pretty old fast, especially when you are asked the same question three times every outing.
Mothers of large families have heard it all before, maybe folks are trying to be friendly, and want to start up a conversation but it gets incredibly annoying after a while.
In large centers with an expensive cost of living, women are having fewer children at a later age. Large families aren’t very common anymore, they are in fact are a novelty.
Back in the late 1800s, it would be common to have 9 children, can you imagine having that many kids today with the expectations of parents! No wonder there weren’t any helicopter parents in the 1800s, how could you micromanage 8 kids?
Here are some fun things you can say to play along next time someone asks if you know what causes that.