Do you ever get annoyed by overly happy, sparkly people who run around wishing everyone a nice day? Here are some funny answers to have a nice day, that will get you a double take or a clip up the head.
Go ahead, and vote for the best answer. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!
Vote for the best comeback when someone says have a nice day
Don't tell me what to do!
I'll have a nice day when I'm good and ready.
Too late!
I don't tell you how to live your life.
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9 Responses
My personal favorite reply to “have a nice /good day” is:
I will certainly try.
I will so use the best one.
Guy: Wish me good luck!
Me: Let Karma sort that out bitch.
You read my mind
They should have added, “I will without you”
That’s what I was thinking!
I usually respond in a harsh angry voice…”YEAH, same to you!!”
If I’m at work I usually answer, “I had other plans, I’ll be here ’til five”.
Wish I could say the same to you.