What’s up is a casual greeting which has seemed to replace, “hello or hi, how ya going?” When someone asks what’s up they want to know if there’s anything new or exciting going on with you.
When people ask what’s up they aren’t really looking to hear about all your problems and the nitty gritty details of your life. A lot of folks won’t really give a toss how you respond.
Of course your good friends will want to know all the juicy details of what’s going on with you, why your girlfriend dumped you for another girl, how someone shared nude photos of you on Snap Chat and all of the other exciting things going on in your life.
If you want to give a clever response to what’s up but you don’t want to actually give away any of the gritty details of what is actually going on with you, try using one of the comebacks below.
Jesslyn way says
July 6, 2015 at 7:04 amSay “your weight, and I’m pretty sure it ain’t going down anytime soon” that should really piss them off
Sakura says
October 8, 2015 at 1:55 am(What’s up?) A movie.
Mcsteven says
March 27, 2016 at 6:06 amDa sky
Anna says
April 8, 2016 at 6:13 pm“Whats up ? ” – ( from a person you dont like )
“My Standards. Bye”
Bryn says
April 8, 2016 at 7:54 pmGreat comeback!
Amber M. says
October 18, 2016 at 3:04 am“The price of hookers.”
tyler says
March 2, 2018 at 7:01 pmsnap
Tess White says
May 13, 2017 at 9:31 amMy zipper
sheldon says
May 27, 2017 at 4:31 pmor,”a lot if you`re 5 foot 2″
A.M. says
June 13, 2017 at 9:58 amI’ve used “My pants, and they’re staying that way!” several times and got a good laugh
sarah says
September 29, 2017 at 6:56 amWhat’s up?
Haha, My standards
Jax says
September 30, 2017 at 4:02 pmThat’s a great comeback!
kfk says
October 2, 2017 at 12:47 amI said, ”My IQ”
C Ikea says
October 16, 2017 at 3:59 pmThe sky XDD
Morpheus?ne says
November 16, 2017 at 6:02 amWhen someone asks me a basic question, such as “What’s up?”, sometimes it’s even better when it implies a `required` yes or no answer, I enjoy giving a vague answer, such as “More or less.” It responds to the question without actually answering it.
“Is it raining outside?” – “More or less.”
“What time is it?” – “More or less.”
“Dude, I haven’t seen you in a while, how’ve ya been?” – “More or less.”
Alexandra Monroy says
December 11, 2017 at 7:07 pmyour stupity
NO! NOT THE COCONUTS! says
February 4, 2018 at 10:46 amWhat’s up?
Gas prices.
tyler says
March 2, 2018 at 7:00 pmyour girlfriends panties and theyre always gonna be like that
Emma says
May 27, 2018 at 4:37 am(What’s up) The sky
Ferguson says
June 10, 2018 at 9:19 pmThe sky
Leandra Contreras says
September 6, 2018 at 5:59 amWhat’s up? A preposition
Sassy Bitch says
October 15, 2018 at 5:33 amFriend: What’s up? Me: My Grades, Unlike yours XD
CautiousLady says
November 22, 2018 at 10:55 pmThat’s pretty noice(nice, my pronunciation!) 😉
Martin G says
December 9, 2018 at 5:01 amThe sky….but tell no one keeps people asking questions.
My blood pressure.
Gas prices
The chances of storms
The probability that Trump is going to fire some one in the white house.
The DOW.
Definitely not the GDP…
Are some of the one liners I’ve used.
Zaria says
March 5, 2019 at 12:52 amHeaven you know the place your not going