What’s a good answer to the question, ”What’s up?” Of course, it will depend who asks, but go ahead, tell us what you think. If you can think of an even better comeback, leave a comment below.
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Say “your weight, and I’m pretty sure it ain’t going down anytime soon” that should really piss them off
(What’s up?) A movie.
Da sky
“Whats up ? ” – ( from a person you dont like )
“My Standards. Bye”
Great comeback!
“The price of hookers.”
snap
My zipper
or,”a lot if you`re 5 foot 2″
I’ve used “My pants, and they’re staying that way!” several times and got a good laugh
What’s up?
Haha, My standards
That’s a great comeback!
I said, ”My IQ”
The sky XDD
When someone asks me a basic question, such as “What’s up?”, sometimes it’s even better when it implies a `required` yes or no answer, I enjoy giving a vague answer, such as “More or less.” It responds to the question without actually answering it.
“Is it raining outside?” – “More or less.”
“What time is it?” – “More or less.”
“Dude, I haven’t seen you in a while, how’ve ya been?” – “More or less.”
your stupity
What’s up?
Gas prices.
your girlfriends panties and theyre always gonna be like that
(What’s up) The sky
The sky
What’s up? A preposition
Friend: What’s up? Me: My Grades, Unlike yours XD
That’s pretty noice(nice, my pronunciation!) 😉
The sky….but tell no one keeps people asking questions.
My blood pressure.
Gas prices
The chances of storms
The probability that Trump is going to fire some one in the white house.
The DOW.
Definitely not the GDP…
Are some of the one liners I’ve used.