Funny answers when people ask your name

If you meet somebody at a club or online, and you don’t want to see them again, you may not want to give them your real name.

They might stalk you in real life, or follow all of your social media accounts and basically hound you.  Seb met a hot girl at a club, they exchanged numbers and then she started showing up at his work and becoming a stalker. He found it really embarrassing in front of his colleagues.

If you wish to remain anonymous, use one of our fun comebacks below. Go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

Best comebacks when someone asks your name

1. Can you ask an easier question?

2. Honest Abdul..

3. Dixie Normas. That’s my stripper name.

4. What would you like it to be?

5. I’d tell you but I don’t like being labeled.


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