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Funny replies when someone says don’t tell anyone

Check out what to say when someone says don't tell anyone

If you have a friend who is always telling secrets and gossiping, there’s a pretty good chance that they have blurted,” But don’t tell anyone!” With someone who is always telling secrets, it can be difficult to remember what you can share with other people and what you can’t.

If you want to let them know you are not the best person to tell secrets to, use one of our amusing comebacks below.

Let us know what you think is the best answer by voting for the poll below. If you can think of an even better comeback, leave a comment below.

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Your secret is safe with me and my best friend.
Your secrets are safe with me because there was a good chance I wasn't listening.
Don't worry, if my memory was a worse. I could plan my own surprise party.
Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out every-time you speak.

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3 Responses

  1. I once told my sister I wouldn’t tell she threw her supper away if she dug it back out of the trash and gave me 50$
    As soon as my dad took a bite of it I told him. Plus i still got to keep the 50$

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