We all suffer from being a little gassy from time to time, but it can embarrassing when you are singled out and asked, “Did you fart?” It is even more mortifying if you are asked if you farted in front of a group of people.
You could try to run off to another area of the room and blame it on someone else, but it really is not necessary. After all, farting is natural and everyone does it, so nobody should be getting on their high horse and giving you a hard time.
Next time you are accused of letting some gas rip, use one of our clever comebacks and shut the person up.
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Or say “No, My butt just burped”
Another good one is
Yes, but I thought sharing is caring
?dead?
No effence that’s actually lame
no, my butt just sings to me. Sometimes it’s a loud song.
Love it!
or just say, No but I will if you want me to!
Pardon me for being so rude, it wasn’t me it was my food!
“No…did YOU?”
Me *burp. Random asshole “Ewwwww”. Me (again) “smart fart took the elevator up”
Did you know that a person farts about 16 times a day on average? So if someone asks you if you fart, say, “Yes, you just did five times without realizing!”
that was so good that you made facts into a comeback
yeah janie that is so good
(When there are at least three ppl present.)
Friend One: Did you fart?
Friend Two: Yea! (Turns to Friend Three &, convincingly, says, with no noticeable sarcasm & like they really mean it.) Do you believe this guy?!
yes now that you’re making me that embarrassed about it, Can I always come here & blame it on you!
Nah, just talking out my ass!
That is such a good comeback that I am going to add it to the poll.
Thanks,
Bryn
hah funny
No, I think what you are smelling is the musk of your own stupidity.
who ever smelt it delt it.
who ever said the rime did the crime.
Yeah, I did and I am about to burp right in your face !
how about “sharing is caring”
No, I think you just smelled your own Body Oder
no my butt just likes to talk to me a lot
Nah I think you’re smelling that shitty personality of yours.