How should a guy answer when asked, “Do you have a girlfriend?” Of course, it will depend on who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.
11 Best comebacks when people ask if you have a girlfriend
1. Why, do you know someone that wants the job?
2. If you’re interested I can get you an application. Do you think you’ll pass the physical?
3. I’m holding auditions at my place. Wear something sexy.
4. Yeah I do, and my wife is pretty pissed about that!
5. I’m still interviewing prospects.
6. I should call you sometime and let you know the answer.
7. Yes, right now I have 3.
8. If you give me your number I’ll answer the question.
8. Not yet.
10. I’m not seeing anyone exclusively right now.
11. No, but there is a girl who’d be pretty pissed off if she heard me say that.
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Why do people ask do you have a girlfriend?
People may ask if you have a girlfriend for many different of reasons. For some folks, it may be a way of expressing interest in someone and trying to gauge their relationship status. For others, it may be a way of making small talk or getting to know more about you. In some cases, it may be a way of asserting the person may be checking you at as potential romantic partner or they may feel competitive towards you.
If you don’t feel comfortable with the person you can give a more evasive answer. We all have different levels of comfort about what to reveal to someone that we have just met.
If someone is interested in you and you don’t feel the same way, let the person down gently and respectfully.
Aidan was at a club and a girl asked “do you have a girlfriend?”
Aidan was at a club with his friends, enjoying the music and dancing. As he was getting a drink at the bar, a girl approached him and asked, “Do you have a girlfriend?” Aidan was taken aback by the question, but he answered honestly, “No, I don’t have a girlfriend.”
The girl smiled and introduced herself, and they began chatting. Aidan was surprised by how easy it was to talk to her, and he felt a spark of attraction. He also knew that he wasn’t interested in pursuing anything more than a friendship.
Aidan decided to be upfront with her and let her know that he was only interested in being friends. The girl was understanding and appreciative of his honesty. After he gave his honest reply, he saw her move on to another guy and spend the rest of the night talking to him.
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