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Top ten comebacks for haters

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There are haters everywhere all over the world. Anytime you step out of your comfort zone and do something, 30 percent of people will like it, 30 percent of people won’t like it, and 30 percent of people won’t care. (Who knows what happened to the other 10 percent.).

If you are a creator, actor, a musician in a band, or someone who is putting any kind of content out into the world, you will receive criticism from others. I have experienced this with the website, people hating me for what I have created. Dealing with negative feedback gets easier with time. You look at the source and realize they may have something useful to say or their opinion could be a complete waste of time.

When an idiot mouths off, “I hate you!” you can either respond with a comeback or let it go because he might be part of the 30 percent of the hater population.

If you are continually being picked on, you can use a comeback to let the person know that you are not a doormat who can be walked all over. Often after responding with a few comebacks and making the bully look like a fool, they move on to another target.

Below we have some great comebacks for the haters in this world. Use your comeback and let them know that they can spread their hate elsewhere.

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Top ten sarcastic comebacks for haters

  1. Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.
  2. You don’t like me? That’s a shame. I’ll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I’m busy enjoying my life.
  3. I’m an acquired taste. Don’t like me, acquire some taste.
  4. Do you always act like an idiot or do you just show off when I’m around?
  5. Grab a straw because you suck.
  6. I don’t hate you but let’s put it this way…, if I had a bucket of water and you were on fire, I’d drink the water.
  7. Some call them haters, I call them motivators.
  8. If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart.
  9. Haters gonna hate.
  10. Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
When haters watch everything you do, let's face it they're fans

Jennifer Lawrence had to deal with haters in school

Jennifer Lawrence
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Everyone wants to be Jennifer Lawrence’s BFF nowadays, but that wasn’t always the case. The actress revealed she was bullied throughout her childhood, “I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean,” In an interview with French magazine Le Figaro Madame,  Jen reveals she struggled with severe social anxiety as a child, something that built her character and made her who she is today. “Don’t worry about the bitches. That could be a good motto, because you’ll come across people like that throughout your life.”  Read more

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78 Responses

  1. so last time this girl came up to me nd she was like “i don’t get it why all the guys like you!!! your not even that pretty!!!” and around the school I’m known for ignoring haters ect. and I had seen this site before so I said ” jealousy is a disease. get well soon, bitch!” and smiled and waved to her as I walked away. people around were like wooaaahhh cause I’m usually the bubbly,cute, against bully girl who accepts you if you accept her. thanks for creating the site!!!!

      1. Always need comebacks for those pitas! (Pain in the ass)
        Also i got one

        I would try see stuff from your point of view but i cant get my head that far up my ass

  2. (For frenemie or fake friends you want to end friendship with)(this might hurt them)

    You:are you my friend?
    He/she : Yes
    You: wish I could say the same.
    *burn*

  3. This guy at my school always thought he knew everything and I said “ur name is not google, so stop pretending you know everything!” And he’s like “whatever ur so annoying” I was so funnnyy

    1. Yo Besma Ima give you a full size jackhammer real quick. It should help to dislodge your head from that far into your ass!

  4. Look at my bucket list, It says for me to do my chores, Take my dog for a walk, hey! I just realized it doesn’t say; Talk to you!”

  5. Scientists say the world is made of atoms, electricons, hmm, they forgot to mention the morons! Oh damn, the lab closes soon! We could take you there and let them investigate you, or even better! They could leave you in one of their display cases!- wait, the zoo is expecting you already

  6. •hater: U suck Me: well that’s bad for me but I thought u digest
    •if u ever hear some1 say u almost made me choke on my food say ok who’s was it (then name a bunch of guys names)
    •Me: wuts dat on ur face Hater: wut where. Me: right there Hater: there’s nothing. Me: ya itz called ugliness
    •ur so fake even barbie is jealous
    //Sry there bad//

  7. This boy kept making momma jokes and I said ,”the momma jokes are off chart like your hairline.” “The mother jokes were from two years ago, your late.” I also said “you probably used those momma jokes from the internet.”
    The boy was silent and I was laughing

    1. I said to a hater “Oh wait, were you talking? Oh wait that’s right I DON’T CARE”. And all my friends started dabbing cause they are always around me.

  8. hater: you are so ugly me: you clearly haven’t looked at yourself in the mirror. Oh wait, I forgot!! You are to lazy to go to the store and buy one!! hater:……. friend: hey.. we might need a fire extinguisher because (haters name) just got burned!!!!

  9. Haters: ew she’s fat & ugly
    Me: thanks keyboard warrior 😀 maybe sometime, u should just see what you’re made out of, LiTeRal ShIt. Oh WaIt. You’re NoT eVeN wOrTh sHiT mAtE 🙂 at least I’m being more productive here other than hating, UnLiKe SoMe PeRsOn :^

  10. actually haters don’t hate, they actually admire you cause you’re there reflection of what they want to be
    but if you want to say some thing Nasty or something I have a list of what I want to say to a BTS hater or more
    1.i’m not in the mood to pretend I like you today
    2.awesome ends with me and ugly starts with u
    3.is it just me or are you always stupid or is this a special occasion
    4.i want to see from your perspective , but I can’t get my head that far up my ass
    5. sorry, but what language are you speaking , to me it sounds like BULLSH*T
    6. the only way to get laid is. to crawl up a chicken ass and wait
    7. stop trying to b smart unless your name is Google

    you can use this if you want

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