Top ten comebacks for bitchy wives

Your wife might be having a bad day, or she might have been in a grumpy mood for the last few years.

Bad moods are contagious; you may find that you are in an irritable state after being around your wife when she is having a bitchy episode.

When you have been kind, put in the effort, and tried to help her, it can be beyond annoying, and your wife continues to be miserable and act bitchy towards you.

If you want to let your wife know that you have had enough of her mood swings, use one of our snappy comebacks below. Be warned if you use one of these comebacks you will probably have to cook dinner yourself!

Your wife might be having a bad or she might have been in a grumpy mood for the last few years.
Bad moods are contagious; you may find that you are in an irritable state after being around your wife when she is having a bitchy episode.

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When you have been kind, put in the effort and tried to help her, it can be beyond annoying you’re your wife continues to be miserable and act bitchy towards you.

If you want to let your wife know that you have had enough of mood swings, use one of our snappy comebacks below but be warned if you use one of these comebacks you will probably have to cook your dinner yourself!

Top ten sarcastic comebacks for bitchy wives

1. Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

1. Was it really necessary to talk to me like that?
2. I understand that you think what you’re saying is funny and harmless. I want you to know that it is hurtful and, I’d appreciate it if you’d stop making comments about X.
3. Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
4. Did someone binge on grumpy  flakes this morning?
5. And you pointing out the obvious is what, helpful?
6. Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
7. I can only please one person per day and today I chose me!
8. Where’s your off button?
9. Please be patient. I’m messing things up as fast as I can.
10. No thank you!

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