Your wife might be having a bad or she might have been in a grumpy mood for the last few years.
Bad moods are contagious; you may find that you are in an irritable state after being around your wife when she is having a bitchy episode.
When you have been kind, put in the effort and tried to help her, it can be beyond annoying you’re your wife continues to be miserable and act bitchy towards you.
If you want to let your wife know that you have had enough of mood swings, use one of our snappy comebacks below but be warned if you use one of these comebacks you will probably have to cook your dinner yourself!
Top ten sarcastic comebacks for bitchy wives
- Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
- Did someone binge on bitch flakes this morning?
- No, you’re right, let’s do it the dumbest way possible because it’s easier for you.
- And you pointing out the obvious is what, helpful?
- Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
- I can only please one person per day and today I chose me!
- Your crazy is showing, you might want to tuck it back in.
- It must be exhausting being offended by everything.
- Where’s your off button?
- Please be patient. I’m fucking things up as fast as I can.
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