Use our snappy comebacks when dealing with a not so bright individual.

Obviously, it’s not nice to be snarky to dimwitted, oblivious people. There are many different kinds of intelligence. Someone who is a whiz at math may have no common sense when it comes to everyday life. My friend’s mom only values intelligence if someone has a university degree. It is kind of funny because she thinks that she is superior to others because she has a Bachelor of Arts. Yet I don’t think she can think her way out of a paper bag if she tried.

You can’t necessarily choose who you have to deal with on a daily basis, but if someone keeps inflicting their point of view or political opinions on you, perhaps you may want to let them know that you have had enough.

Here are ten comebacks for a person who is acting like the village idiot.


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Top ten witty comebacks for the not so bright

1. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

2. You’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.

3. A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

4. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

5. You possess a mind not merely twisted but actually sprained.

6. I think you’re acting like yesterday’s coffee, a little weak in the bean!

7. You’re entitled to your incorrect opinion.

8. Hey, your village called and they want you back by 6 pm.

9. You’re entitled to your opinion and we’re entitled to ridicule it.

10. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

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When you are dealing with someone who is not so bright and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.

Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home.

Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.

What to say when someone is ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT

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  1. From that intelligent response I am confident there ain’t no flies on your back.
    Learning was obviously your elective class/ alternative / 2nd major or Minor minor subject of study in school.

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