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What can you say when someone calls you clumsy

Check out funny replies when people call you clumsy

Not everyone has been blessed with grace and is able to glide down the street like a runway model, some of us are poorly coordinated and prone to injury. With age you get used to tripping over your own feet, bumping into walls, dropping things and making a fool of yourself. Yeah, it can be embarrassing being clumsy.

You may not ever be coordinated enough to get a job as an acrobat for Cirque du Soleil, but being clumsy is not the worst trait to have.

If you are getting teased for your clumsy ways, use one of our amusing comebacks.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces!
I'm not clumsy. It is just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way!
I do not trip. I do random gravity checks.


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When people comment that you are clumsy

Even models can be clumsy

It’s one thing to be clumsy when you work in an office, imagine if you were a model on the catwalk or an actress on the red carpet. It actually makes you thankful to not be a supermodel. Naomi Campbell wiped out on the cat walk several times in her legendary career.

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8 Responses

  1. You know what? When you say that, I wish my old friend, the floor, who I constantly hug, would pull you down and the earth would suck you in. Unfortunately, they mind being with stupid people like you.

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