Not everyone has been blessed with grace and is able to glide down the street like a runway model, some of us are poorly coordinated and prone to injury. With age you get used to tripping over your own feet, bumping into walls, dropping things and making a fool of yourself. Yeah, it can be embarrassing being clumsy.
You may not ever be coordinated enough to get a job as an acrobat for Cirque du Soleil, but being clumsy is not the worst trait to have.
If you are getting teased for your clumsy ways, use one of our amusing comebacks.
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Even models can be clumsy
It’s one thing to be clumsy when you work in an office, imagine if you were a model on the catwalk or an actress on the red carpet. It actually makes you thankful to not be a supermodel. Naomi Campbell wiped out on the cat walk several times in her legendary career.
I’m as graceful as a ballerina on crack.
It takes skill to trip to trip over flat surfaces.
I’m so clumsy. I will say one of these next time I emabarass myself by tripping over something.
I DIDN’T TRIP,THE FLOOR LOOKED LIKE IT NEEDED A HUG 😀
I love your comeback.
Hey, sorry, but I used a part of your comeback in mine. Hope you don’t mind.
You know what? When you say that, I wish my old friend, the floor, who I constantly hug, would pull you down and the earth would suck you in. Unfortunately, they mind being with stupid people like you.
When someone you don’t like falls say “OMG IS THE FLOOR OKAY?!”.