Have you ever been called a bitch for no reason? If you are a woman, there is no doubt about it you will most likely have been called a bitch at someone point in time.
Women are often called bitches unfairly, anytime you stand up for yourself, take a stand or refuse to give in, chances are you will get called the B word. If a man did the same thing, people wouldn’t say a word. If you turn a guy down, even in a kind way, you are called a bitch. All of these things are things you shouldn’t have to apologize for.
Don’t let haters and critics get to you, keep on living your amazing life and make your hater your motivator. Insecure people put others down so they can feel better about their own life.
Next time someone calls you a bitch, use one of our great comebacks and shut them up.

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Kanye West Calls Taylor Swift that Bitch in his song
In 2009, Taylor Swift was giving her acceptance speech at MTV Video Music Awards, all of a sudden Kanye storms the stage to say that Beyonce had one of the best videos. He ruined Taylor’s special moment in front of the world.
Then Kanye writes a song called Famous and refers to Swift as “that bitch” in the song. Really, can you image a guy being treated like that?
” Swift,said”You don’t get to control someone’s emotional response to being called ‘that bitch’ in front of the entire world. … He promised to play the song for me, but he never did. While I wanted to be supportive of Kanye on the phone call, you cannot ‘approve’ a song you haven’t heard.”
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51 Responses
Ha ha. This is a good one. I am not A bitch, I am THE bitch, and to you I’m Mrs. Bitch.
This is a good one for manipulators:
I know, I know, I stood up for myself! I’m such a bitch.
Tell them I’m not a bitch. I ‘m a woman with a backbone.
Tell them,I’m not a bitch, it just pisses you off that i can see through your bullshit and lies..
This one is good!! ?
I would say I’m not a bitch.. Just a teller of unpopular truths.
I’m not really a bitch. You just don’t like it when I call you out on your bullshit.
Or u can say
Bitch is a dog
Dogs bark
Bark is part of a tree
Tree is nature
Nature is beautiful
Thanx for the compliment
I totally agree girl…
That is epic.
How about bitches r dogs, dogs bark, bark comes from trees, trees are nature, and nature is a gift from god. So thanks for the compliment.
One of THE timeS I was called a bitch I just said “thanks, I like dogs.”
Wow
Haha I like that one
I agree
Person: Bitch
You: I dare you call me bitch again
Person: BITCH
You: That’s right bitches do what their told
Love it!
Just used it! BAM! HAHA
I used that comeback to someone in front of the whole class and he got totally embarrassed and now im like the most popular person, so thanks so much.
BRUTALLY ROASTED!!!
Nice!
Hahha i like that one
you could do something like this:
“you’re a bitch”
“well you’re a hyppocrite so…”
Quit talking to the mirror!
No offense… BUT thats pretty kiddyish…
It takes one to know one 😉
Hi,
Does anyone have ANY comebacks for being called a “turtle bag” ?
Thanks
Maybe something like: I’m a turtle bag??!!! Then ur a douche bag…
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Easy. Just say to them,” I thought you were one”
I would say I am ten times the bitch you could ever hope to be. Now run along.
I know that I’m beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming, and happy. Thanks though ?
call me a bitch one more time (calls you a bitch) that’s right bitches do what their told 😉
comeback: “Im sorry, your wrong a bitch is a female dog, I may be female but im not a dog, but im sure you will learn that when your working as a half time employee at mcdonalds.
you called me a bitch. bitches bark. bark comes from trees. trees contribute to nature. nature is the most beautiful. so yeah…… thanks for the compliment 🙂
Actually you must have me mixed up with your mom
That’s good
But would get me hit
Hey, I’m not a mirror.
You just saying that because you jealous, so haha
I am? Look in a mirror.
Next time say sum thing like this what are u 2 is that the most creative thing u had to say
BITCH stands for beautiful individual who creates hell.
I may be a female, but I am no dog.
A b* is a dog. a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are beautiful. So BAM! you just called me beautiful. What all trees aren’t beautiful? Well, you sure aren’t one of them.
I consider myself to be a realist, but most people just call me a bitch.
U could also say:
‘Bitches are female dogs, dogs bark, bark comes from trees, tree is nature, nature is beautiful so yeh. Thanks for the compliment.
I am so using that
What would i say to confront someone that is lieing to another person about me.
Bi*ch is a dog
Dogs are cute
Thank you, you just called me cute
Does anyone have a good reply for “what now”?
*sarcastically* That comeback was so close to making sense. Please, keep trying I’m not going anywhere this century.
If someone calls you that Tell them “you know that a bitch is a female dog”.