Amazing comebacks for MEAN GIRLS. |

Every school or office has a few mean girls who are just plain nasty. If you are being picked on by a mean girl, you are not alone. Many girls have been picked on at school.

The mean girl thinks she is the queen bee and prances around like she owns the place, in charge of everyone and everything. Middle school and high school can be awkward times for teens, who are going through a lot of changes and want to fit in.

Often the mean girl will target someone who she thinks is an easy mark, somebody she thinks won’t respond when she singles them out.  Be prepared the next time she tries to embarrass you in front of others and have a comeback ready.

Often when you respond with a comeback, the mean girl will move on to someone else who she thinks is an easier target.

Here is a top ten list of snappy comebacks you can use on mean girls. These comebacks should leave the nasty girl a little startled that someone snapped back.


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Top ten sarcastic comebacks for mean girls

1. You have the rest of your life to be a jerk, why not take today off?

2. If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.

3. You know, all the makeup and the clothes can’t change what an ugly person you really are!

4. I hope you choke on all that shit you talk.

5. I’ve been called worse by better.

6. Did your brain take a laxative because there is a lot of BS coming out of your mouth?

7. Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?

8. I don’t care what everyone says. I don’t think you’re that bad.

9. Have a nice day, somewhere else.

10. You should come with a warning label.

Definition of a mean girl?

A mean girl is a term used to describe a female who is mean to others, found mostly in schools and workplaces. These women don’t actually inflict physical harm but rather attack a person through verbal abuse and non-stop bullying.

And because mean girls are up there in the social hierarchy, they sometimes get a pat on the back for their tyranny. All the same, they use their popularity to intimidate and manipulate people.

While it’s cool to be friends with the cool crowd, hanging out with the mean girls is emotionally draining and damaging. You might have to set some boundaries to not get sucked into their toxic behavior.

How to deal with a mean girl

If you watched the hit movie “Mean Girls,” you know too well that dealing with these girls requires human superpowers such as patience and kindness.

Unfortunately, we can give you that, so let’s just settle with tips in the meantime.

1.      Don’t engage with the mean girl

If you can pretend these mean girls are invisible, do it, just do not engage with them.

We know how hard it is to ignore someone who’s repeatedly cruel to you, but you must not pay attention to them. That’s exactly what they’re trying to get out of you.

2.      Stay calm

When you run into a bad conversation with a mean girl, try to stay calm.

Don’t tap into your emotions when dealing with them, it will only make things worse.

3.      Set boundaries with mean girls

You’re only human. Of course, there are going to be moments when you lose that emotional grip. If that ever happens, you should protect yourself and set some boundaries.

Stay in your place and limit your interactions with the mean girls. Try to avoid conversations that can stir emotional outbursts.

 4.      Communicate

Have you heard about the adage that “communication is the bridge between confusion and clarity?”

There’s truth to that. So, you must want to try this one out when dealing with a mean girl.

Have a comfortable conversation with the mean girl and discuss that certain behavior you feel offended about.

5.      Seek support

Negative people scatter negativity in their wake. To ward them off, you need to be surrounded by positive people who can bring motivation and cheerfulness back into your life.

Mean girls will try to be difficult — it’s what they do best. So, every time you deal with them, try to be “the better” person. Hold on to your values and don’t give them the satisfaction of getting a reaction from you.

Your new strategy is to pretend they don’t exist. It will be challenging, but you can do it.

Funny things to say to mean girls

Jessica Alba was bullied by mean girls at school

Jessica Alba Via Wikipedia

I’d I eat my lunch in the nurses’ office so I didn’t have to sit with the other girls. Apart from my being mixed race, my parents didn’t have money so I never had the cute clothes or the cool back pack. – Jessica Alba

If you asked almost any grown woman if they were ever picked on by a mean girl at school they would probably tell you yes. Mean girls have been around since the beginning of time. You are not alone.


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Famous people who have been called a mean girl

With the world at the palm of their dainty hands, mean girls are rampant in Hollywood.

Here are the famous females who are part of the mean clique.

1.      Regina George

Regina George is not a real person, but a fictional character who deserves a spot on this list. Who could ever forget the pretty girl with blonde hair in a skimpy skirt?

Regina is the old-school Queen Bee who made Cady’s (Lindsey Lohan’s character in the movie) school life a living hell.

2.      Paris Hilton

Socialite Paris Hilton has been constantly dragged as the “mean girl.” She’s being criticized for being entitled and for her snide comments on others.

Blonde, rich and pretty, Paris sure fills the checklist of how a mean girl in real life would be perceived.

 3.      Taylor Swift

It’s hard to think of Taylor Swift as a mean girl —she just looks like the perfect role model. Needless to say, she’s been accused of behaving like a mean girl in the past.

Allegedly, the “Blank Space” hitmaker used her sweet persona to manipulate the public and be outright mean to fellow celebrities.

 4.      Naomi Campbell

Bad-tempered and difficult to work with, are the words commonly associated with Naomi Campbell.

In the span of her long career, Naomi headlined the behind-the-scenes fashion shows for being rude to other models. She’s a legendary supermodel who certainly loves to have things her way. And when she doesn’t, she’ll go on her mean girl’s streak.

5.   Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey is a diva, not just on stage, but in real life too. The award-winning singer has had issues with other musicians over the years. And if you know Mariah, she freely speaks her mind, no matter who gets hurt.

6.      Lindsay Lohan

The irony is that, in the film, Lindsay Lohan plays the girl bullied by the mean girls. In real life, however, the former teen queen is the privileged girl who does the bullying.

7.      Ariana Grande

Just recently, Ariana Grande faced bullying allegations from a former Nickelodeon star. According to the grapevine, little Miss Ariana is difficult to work with, acting like a diva on set and being mean to other celebrities.

Our thoughts: Perhaps, the “Thank You, Next” singer has a hard time separating her on-stage diva persona from her real life.

8.      Lea Michele

Seems like everyone in the TV series “Glee” has a problem with Lea Michele’s mean girl behavior.

As the star of the show, Lea constantly showed everyone who’s boss by criticizing her co-stars when she felt like it. There was even a time she refused to film a scene unless she had it her way.

If that’s not mean girl personified, we don’t know what is.

Being face-to-face with a mean girl can be a bit scary. They always have a way of making you feel less about yourself.

But fret not, as long as you know your fundamental rights as a person, you’re going to be okay.

Remember, if a situation is hurting you emotionally and mentally, make haste and remove yourself from that relationship.

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The meanest mean girl of all time Regina George

The movie Mean Girls shows high school cliques and the drama that high school girls go through. The book is actually based on a self-help book written by Rosalind Wiseman’s 2002 book, Queen Bees, about teenage girl behaviour.

Mean girl, Regina George, is so mean that she even has her own definition in Urban Dictionary.

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When you are dealing with mean girls who are just plain nasty and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.

Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home.

Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.

Got any comments, questions or tips for dealing with a mean girl? Share them in the comments below.

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    1. Ha u have to deal with asholes in 6th try 7nt or 8th grades being asholes all the time to u oh and some highschoil jerks

  1. Your beautiful , fit and lovely ……. Oh wait I thought we were having a lying competition . Comeback 2 ; oh sorry was that ment to offend me ? The only thing offending me right now is your face ! Comeback 3; your birth certificate was and apology from the condom factory !?

    1. Grace I used the second one and the mean girl literally just ran away crying and to think she were picking on me I wish you could have seen it

      1. Hi Chrissy,

        For starters I think you should tell your teacher what is going on. Your teacher is going to want to know when it happened and who was there, so think about it and be ready to give him / her an answer.

        Some people are jerks, and just don't get the hint. If the idiot keeps insulting you try a few of these.

        Here are some things you can say if he keeps doing it:

        1) Coming from the person who has a face not even a mother could love.
        2) You're not exactly an oil painting yourself.
        3) I would love to insult you but I’m afraid I wouldn’t do as well as nature did.

        Good luck and let me know if you need anything further.


        1. Hiya here is something to say….
          If. Wanna steal my boyfriend it’s probably because ur too pathetic and lonely to get ur own


          Ur too poor to get ur own

          And if she insults u then say I was gonna insult u back but I can’t do as well as nature did

      2. If you wanted the momma joke here are some of them.

        1) yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass window to see what’s on the other side
        2) yo momma so ugly even Frankenstein couldn’t beat her.

        There are more but I can’t put them all and these are ones my friends and I say to bullies so it might work for anybody.

        Here is something you could say to somebody

        ( so if someone says some thing like…) you stink take a shower or something ( haha I don’t know what to put there). You could say “wow real mature”.

        Hope this helped you and everyone else

        1. Hey another ur momma joke is that u momma is so fat when she wals out side in high heals she strikes oil . This is a good one to.

        1. I would say …..
          your just fighting with me because your a low life that has nothing better to do…….I hope that helped!!

    1. I need help with really good comebacks for a bi*** in my history class, btw it’s 7th grade so, hardcore savage comebacks please.

      1. Hi Lizzy,

        Check out our top ten comeback list. and find something you feel comfortable saying.

        Remember if you get caught saying something at school you might be person to get in trouble. So pick something that you can get away with at school.


      2. Say one of these:

        1.Hey, you should go buy a life. I heard they sell those in hell, where b****** like you belong.

        2. Listen Piggy, the only person who likes you is Ronald McDonald, so go put on your clown make-up and skip on over there.

        3.Hey everyone, look at this exhibit! It’s of the fakest girl in the world! It’s fasinating, I mean, her fake butt, boobs, nails, hair, how can this said s*** roam the earth in her days?

        Hope these help.

      3. Tell him, “Talk to me when you fix your attitude.” Or say, “I would be happy to say something mean back, but unlike you, I’m mature enough not to say that.” Lol that’ll leave them stunned.

  2. oh wow. these r cool. how come at the last min we people don’t remember this and just mutter away ………. ?????

    1. i know. i was here memorizing a ton just to completely bash them up and embarrass myself in front of the whole squad.

  3. yo mama jokes. Yo mama so ugly that when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application . Yo mama so hairy that when she went to sleep she woke up at the zoo . Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry. Yo mama so fat she downloads cheats for Wii fit . Yo mama so fat that she broke a branch in her family tree. Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90000000000000000000000000000000000 was on a weighing scale thanks for reading and reply for more jokes.

    1. those are so good!!!!!! I have some more: yo mama’s so stupid she went to the m&m factory and pulled out all the w’s. yo mama’s so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch. you mama’s so fat even dora couldnt explore her.. thx for reading!! hope u read these and use them

  4. Help me!! These boys in my year keep calling me a slut, but I’m only year eight and I haven’t lost my virginity yet. So they have no reason for it. I have no idea of what to say to them, but it keeps getting worse! I have no ideas of what to say. Please help me

    1. I’d say “Thanks for calling me a sweet little unforgettable thing~” (I don’t own this comeback btw) It should shock the heck out of them lol and help you look cool in the end

  5. First I love these everyone and here are some good ones too were you born on a highway cause that is where most accidents happen! I’m not a astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth evolves around the sun not you! If you ran as much as you run your mouth you would be in great shape! That’s all I got so I hope people love them;)

  6. Here’s some comebacks I know
    You think you know everything? Well here’s something you don’t know your annoying

    Open your mind not your mouth

    You know it’s not Halloween yet

    Person: Your ugly

    Me: Nobody asked for your life story

    Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself bad idea in your case

    Me: Your ugly

    Person: That’s your opinion

    Me: Thats not an opinion that’s a fact

    Everybody has a right to be dumb but you just over do it

    You should really come with a warning label

    Your pretty… Pretty ugly

  7. Once you start….there is always a finishing line. So make sure you run fast to beat me because I am the finishing line to all your meanest desires.

  8. Help my daughters needs help how to deal with this bitch that keeps whispering in her friends ear and giving my daughter filthy looks as she walks past

    1. Hi Vicky, it can be very painful as a parent to see your child being picked on by a mean girl.

      Here are a few things that she can say to the girl to let her know she needs to back off, without being too agressive. Quite often when you call someone out publicly, and make them look like an idiot, they move on to a target who won’t respond.

      1)Where’s your off button?
      2) It would be nice if your mouth had a snooze button.

      If the girl continues to talk about her she can try a few of the Comebacks on these pages.

      Good luck,


  9. Hey Bryn,

    So there is this guy who goes to school with me and he always calls me short even though he is only like an inch taller than me. Also he always makes fun of me because he knows who I like so he always makes fun of me for that. Can you please help me??


  10. say to a mean girl “sorry i didn’t ask for a glass of your opinion.” and “i don’t sugercoat shit, I’m not will wonka.” and the most annoying remark ever is saying just “ok.” thanks x

  11. Don’t stand to close to the heater babe, plastic melts also maybe eat some makeup, that way u can be pretty on the inside to

    I’m far from perfect . I could have a flatter stomach , clearer skin, nice hair, whiter teeth but at least I don’t have an ugly heart bitch.
    Their reaction will be priceless , good luck ma queens?????


  13. I need advice
    Okay I have some good advice
    OK than can you tell me some then
    Sure dont stand by the heater
    Ha Ha WHY??
    Plastic melts

  14. I would slap you but i am afraid that will be animal abuse
    Im ugly? I bet i cant wipe “90%” percent of your beauty with a Kleenex
    Its pointless to make fun of you because it will take u the rest of the day to figure it out
    I am a nerd? Be careful chances are u will be working for one
    Keep talking i yawn when i am intrested

  15. Hey , have been bullied all my life

    these girls i know have been getting into my business and i dont know what to do also they have been laughing at me and ringing bad things up from the past they are just being really mean like saying really hurtful things

    if there any comebacks that i could say to them that wont get m into trouble.

    thanks ellz xx

    1. The ultimate one that might get you in a touch of trouble will just be screaming WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! And they will be heckling shocked

  16. My favorite comeback is this
    Everyone can I get a round of applause for the show that (insert mean girls name here) put on for us? Hopefully intermission is soon or I’m demanding a refund

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