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What to say when someone calls you a moron

What to say if you are called a moron

When a verbal bully calls you a moron you may be taken aback, even a little startled. After all, it is a very nasty thing to say to someone.

Some people think you should just ignore it, but if you do there is a pretty good chance the person will think you are an easy target, and they will probably single you out for more abuse in the future.

When an idiot calls you a moron, use of our snarky comebacks below. Vote for what you think is the best answer.

Vote for the best comeback when someone calls you a moron

Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
Can you die of constipation? I am a little concerned how full of shit you are.
Could you please repeat what you just said in English. I don\'t speak moron.
If you’re gonna be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.
Scientists say that the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

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Got any comments, questions or tips for dealing with someone who calls you a moron? Share them in the comments below.


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