It can be awkward when someone goes on about being a virgin and wants to why you still haven’t had sex yet. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, wait until you’re ready, in the meantime use one of our snappy comebacks below the next time someone asks you a nosy question. Go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.
Best comebacks when someone asks why you haven’t had sex yet
1. Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply. I don’t want to multiply!
2. Sex is like high school…you miss a period and you’re in trouble.
3. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
4. I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people.
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When you are dealing with a person who asks if you are a virgin and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.
Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home.
Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.
