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Great comebacks when someone calls you gross

What to say if someone calls you gross

If someone calls you gross they are basically telling you that you’re disgusting, which is not a very nice thing to say! They may be referring to something you just said or to your appearance.

I know someone who always ate too much dinner and would then unbutton the top button of their pants at the dinner table. To be honest, I found it kind of gross,.

When a person calls you gross they are kind of dating themselves because you don’t hear that word very often. They must be a child of the 70’s. or 80’s.

Next time you are called gross, shut the person up with a clever comeback.

Vote for the best comeback if someone calls you gross

You cannot possibly fathom the intensity of the f*ck I do not give.
You are as charming as a dead mouse in a loaf of bread.
I would retaliate against your snotty remarks, but since you look like a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you.
I farted… that\'s as close as you’re going to get to me giving a shit.

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