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Top Ten Comebacks Kids Can use at School

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In every school, there is usually a kid who is the class bully and picks on other kids. Normally, these kids think that they can walk all over everyone and get away with it. They aren’t concerned with other people’s needs or feelings.

Most well-meaning parents tell their child to take the higher road, not to talk back or say anything to the bully. They think that their kid should be the bigger person in the situation. If your child doesn’t say anything back to the kid who has been raised without boundaries or ever hearing the word no, they might think your kid is an easy mark. If your kid doesn’t respond, the class bully thinks that your child will continue to take their taunts, but if your child uses a comeback, they will move on to someone else who is too afraid to respond.

The one thing you have to be careful of is saying something at school that can make you look like the bad guy and get you in trouble. The comebacks below will help you defend yourself against class bullies. Even better, you can use them in front of the teacher or in class without getting called to the principal’s office.

Top ten comebacks kids can use at school

  1. Where’s your off button?
  2. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  3. You should use glue stick instead of ChapStick.
  4. I’ve been called worse by better.
  5. I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence.
  6. If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.
  7. You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
  8. Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
  9. I make my haters my motivators!
  10. If you can’t be kind, then be quiet.

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Selena Gomez was picked on by other kids at school

Selena Gomez was bullied in elementary school. The experienced shaped Selena, she has gone on to help others and bring awareness to bullying.  She was the Executive Producer on Netflix series about what kids go through when they endure bullying.

I was bullied every second of every day in elementary and middle school, Obviously, people are going to bring you down because of your drive. But, ultimately, it makes you a stronger person. – Selena Gomez

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56 Responses

  1. Well here r my comebacks

    1. You better get those mean press on out of my face

    2. Was it because u stepped on my friends foot or ur busted tired little dance moves

    3. Ur pretty….PRETTY UGLY

    4. Unless ur Google stop knowing things

    5. Ur stupid…no I’m not…what’s 9+10…21? YOU STUPID

      1. wow! 1,2 & 8 were the best! I shut my whole lot up at school and never got in trouble since I never used any swear words. love this site. :p

  2. Here’s a good comeback

    Bully: You look like an ugly hag! Like the one from Snow White!
    Me: Good! I was trying to look like you today!

  3. Got some
    1) People like you have no future
    2) You’re the reason why shampoo has instructions
    3) Are you a Newspaper? Cause their is a new issue with you every day

  4. Wow! I love your comebacks! I can use them at school because there is this really mean bully in my class and when ever you trip he says “You trip’n!” And he laughs. And it makes you fell bad but makes him fell good. He is selfish. And he acts so funny but in a mean way, he hurts people. And burns you with really mean jokes witch are not funny. And apparently he lives on my street!!! But thanks to you with your funny comebacks you saved me and my friends loves! You are a life saver!! Thank you very much!!! ??????????????

    1. remember dear, if he tells you to shut up you say, “i dont shut up i grow up, and when i see you… I FEEL SICK!!!” that one really strikes the bully where it hurts. Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. You seem really really nice, of course you probably forgot about this web site but I hoped everything worked out, I came because there’s this boy and he’s kinda mean so I snapchat him a comeback of course it worked, thanks so much about these comebacks, they’re fantastic?

  5. Guys give me ideas about comebacks cause my sis at school is getting bullied by her friends and she is still in grade 1!

    1. just say you only pick on people cause they have a better life and you are a sad loser so go pick on someone else with a sad lonely life like u :b

      1. I am really sorry to hear that. Maybe i have got one she can use!
        Maybe try: I’m sorry I’m a NICE person! A pretty face is nothing without a good heart. Go swallow the amount of make-up your moms wear, maybe it will make you guys nice people. No amount of make-up can hide your ugly hearts. It’s just to bad you are half each of your family’s genes which means you contain half their personalitys as well. Did you inhabit that from your moms side of the family? Those Designer clothes you brag about owning are enough to suggest a sadistic weirdo. I don’t know if it will get her into trouble but at least it will shut them up. Thanks for letting me help the problem!

  6. My comebacks r have u looked in the mirror by any chance did it crack? And when u r asleep in bed ur pillow cries because it has to sleep with u.

  7. Theres this really mean girl in my class she always calls me stupid and ugly So then I started using these comebacks and they really helped thanks!!

  8. Here Are some comebacks

    Your birth certificate was a sorry letter from the doctors

    Were you born on the highway? Because thats where most accidents happen

    I thought of you today and it reminded me to take the garbage out

    Open your mind not your mouth

    You are lovely fit and beautiful… Oh wait sorry I thought we were having a lying competition

    Oh you think you know everything? Well here’s something You don’t know your annoying

    Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself bad idea in your case

  9. if someone calls you stupid you say is that right well what exactly have you accomplished in your life time that makes you Einstein

  10. Shock me, say something intelligent.
    I had a nightmare. I dreamed I was you.
    You only annoy me when you are breathing.
    Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

    1. Hey, I hate bullies but I cannot stand up to them; they bully and harass my friends for being a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Can I please have some comebacks to say to these people since I am bad at comebacks. Thanks

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