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Top ten comebacks for frenemies

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It’s an awful feeling when someone you thought was your friend turns out to be your frenemy. There is nothing worse than having someone who is not on your side but is in your inner circle of friends. As soon as you find out that a frenemy does not have your best interests at heart, stop sharing anything personal immediately.

Kara became friends with a girl who had transferred to her college and didn’t know anyone. Being kind, Kara invited the new girl, Lila, to events and parties that her group of friends attended. After a while, she noticed that Lila started hanging out with every one of her friends that she introduced her to without including Kara.

One night Kara found out about a party that Lila was going to via Instagram. When she ran into Lila at Starbucks, she asked if she had plans that evening. Even though Lila had a party planned, she said she had nothing going on and didn’t tell or invite Kara. At that moment, Kara realized that she was a frenemy, not a true friend. Kara was hurt and devastated, and she was done with the friendship.


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Don’t waste hours of your time trying to figure out what went wrong in the relationship. There’s a pretty good chance you did nothing wrong. For all you know, your frenemy could be jealous of you or feel competitive, or it could be their pattern.

These clever comebacks will let your frenemy know that you know that they are venomous and are not interested in hearing their snarky insults and offensive comments.

Top Ten comebacks for Frenemies

  1. I used to think I was overreacting. Now I realize that it was a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of unreasonable behaviour.
  2. The only people I owe my loyalty to are the people who never made me question theirs.
  3. Actions speak louder than words. There is nothing further for us to discuss.
  4. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.
  5. I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.
  6. Don’t treat me the way you would never want me to treat you.
  7. Some people find fault like there is a reward for it.
  8. The only people I owe my loyalty to are the people who never made me question theirs.
  9. I’m sorry that you’re insecure about yourself and you constantly have to worry about every move I’m making.
  10. I would rather have an honest enemy than a fake friend.

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When you find out your friend is really a FRENEMY


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The Rock and Vin Diesel were acting like frenemies while filming Fate of the Furious

Dwayne Johnson, the Rock, Wikipedia

The Rock and Diesel have been in four furious movies apparently have had enough of each other for a lifetime and can’t even stand to be in the same room together. The Rock took to Instagram to share a post about one of his furious co-stars:

Some [male co-stars] conduct themselves as stand up men and true professionals, while others don’t. The ones that don’t are too chicken shit to do anything about it anyway. Candy asses.- The Rock


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33 Responses

  1. If you want to be a smart ass first you have to be smart because right now our just an ass!

    I see why you can’t take selfish because the camera on your phone

  2. (When someone annoying says that they’re disappointed in you because you don’t text them back)
    Then be disappointed, it doesn’t change anything

  3. If you want to be direct you could say I would rather have an enemy who hates me than a friend who secretly puts me down.

  4. I love this page.
    These comebacks are so great.
    By the way I really like responses nine and five.
    I can’t wait to try out these on my fake friends.


  5. HI Brynn,
    So I had this really big (verbal) fight with on of the cool girls at my school. Luckily , this site helped me with comebacks so I could tell her all my comebacks. But she said I had cheek and I didn’t have a comeback for that at all. Also, tomorrow, if I see her in school, what should I do?

    1. Hi Aureo,

      Go through the site and find few comebacks that you can use for all situations. Practice using the comebacks so you will be ready, if she says anything to you. The purpose of using the comebacks is so people will leave you alone and stop messing with you. Hopefully, the girl go the hint and will back off, realizing you are too quick witted and she will move on to someone else. Just relax and try to imagine everything working out perfectly.

      Let me know how it goes. Good luck!


    2. I know what you can say. You can say “I have great cheeks, yes. Nothing like the ugly, droopy skin on your face that you put 1000 layers of blush on every morning before coming to school.”
      I hope this helped. ~H

  6. That is a good one Hazel…. And Aureo you could also do…

    Why don’t you just go shove your face in dirt… and then say oh wait it already looks like you have
    I hoped I helped and good luck!

  7. How about:

    “Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.”

  8. Here are some comebacks

    We’re you born on the highway? Because that’s where most accidents happen

    Your birth certificate was a sorry letter from the doctors

    Your beautiful fit and lovely… Oh wait sorry I thought we were having a lying competition

    Open your mind not your mouth

    I thought of you today and it reminded me to take the garbage out

    Everybody has a right to be ugly but you just over do it

    Where’s your off button?

    Don’t act like you know everything unless your name is google

    You think you know everything? Well here’s something you dont know your annoying

  9. Some girl is talking crap about my friend and spreading rumors but idk what to do to protect her or get those a holes to back off
    Please help

  10. Comeback for when someone calls you a b*tch:

    A b*itch is a dog.Dogs bark.Bark is nature and natiure is beautiful.So you just called me beautiful

  11. When someone calls you a jerk:
    A jerk is a tug, and a tug is a boat. Boats go on water, and water is nature, and nature is beautiful. So thank you for the complement. ?

  12. This site is so good! Just remember, people want you to react. If you don’t react that will just annoy them because they can’t get anything out of you.

  13. Someone was mean to me the other day and all I said was

    “And you are the sperm that won the race! Congrats!

    She didn’t know what to say.

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