Do you know someone who is always putting other people down? Next time they insult you, be ready for them by remembering one of these snappy comebacks.
Top ten comebacks for put downs (Rude version)
- Those penis enlargement pills are working. You are twice the dick you were yesterday.
- I’d like to see your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
- Oh, you think you know everything? Well here is something you don’t know, you’re annoying.
- If you have a problem with me, then cry me a river and drown yourself in it.
- You would be much more likeable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
- I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you already have one.
- I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse.
- In order for you to insult me I would have to value your opinion. Nice try though.
- If you think you’re so hot, why don’t you go f*ck yourself.
- I farted… that’s as close as you’re going to get to me giving a shit.
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