Obviously, it’s not nice to be snarky to dimwitted, oblivious people. There are many different kinds of intelligence. Someone who is a whiz at math may have no common sense when it comes to everyday life. My friend’s mom only values intelligence if someone has a university degree. It is kind of funny because she thinks that she is superior to others because she has a Bachelor of Arts. Yet I don’t think she can think her way out of a paper bag if she tried.
You can’t necessarily choose who you have to deal with on a daily basis, but if someone keeps inflicting their point of view or political opinions on you, perhaps you may want to let them know that you have had enough.
Here are ten comebacks for a person who is acting like the village idiot.
Top ten witty comebacks for the not so bright
- I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
- Somewhere … there is a village being deprived of an idiot!
- Zombies eat brains. You’re safe!
- A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
- Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
- If you’re going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise, you’re just an ass.
- I think you’re acting like yesterday’s coffee, a little weak in the bean!
- Hey, your village called they want you back by 6 pm.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
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