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How to answer when people ask why you don’t have children

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Funny replies when people ask why you DON'T HAVE KIDS

If you are a couple, at some point in time someone is going to ask you when you are going to have kids. If you have just met someone and you are still figuring out your relationship, it can be embarrassing to be put on the spot. You are probably still figuring out if the person is the one for you, without adding another person into the mix.

Not everyone wants children, when you think that you are signing up to move in with someone you don’t know for the next 18 years, it’s a pretty big deal.

Next time some nosy person wants to know when you are having children, smile and use one of our clever comebacks.

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