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Top Ten Comebacks for Cheaters

What to say to a cheater

There is nothing worse than finding out that someone you love has cheated on you. It really makes you question what is your life is actually real, was everything your partner did a lie? Having someone cheat on you sexually is bad enough, but when you find out your partner is emotionally involved with someone else it is beyond devastating.

Tiffany had been dating an airline pilot she met at work for two years. Amir was a fun guy, he was always the life of the party, and everybody just loved him. At first, Tiffany had reservations dating someone of another culture, but she took the risk, and she had never been happier. In fact, Amir had kept bringing up the topic of getting married for the last six months.

One day out of the blue, Amir called her up and told her that he was getting married. It was an arranged marriage, and he has been planning the marriage for several months. He was leaving next week for the wedding, and he was going to bring his new bride back to the US.

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Tiffany was beyond devastated and felt like a fool in front of all of their work colleagues. If he had known that he was going to have an arranged marriage and had a wife picked out, couldn’t he at least have thought to mention it! She was disgusted and betrayed, and could not believe how sneaky and underhanded he was. After two years together, she deserved at least to be told the truth before everything happened.

Nothing can make what the cheater did to you OK. You may want to know why they cheated on you, but try not to drive yourself crazy over thinking everything or blaming yourself.

If you want to take some of your power back, and let the cheater know that they are a total jerk, use one of our clever comebacks below.

Top ten comebacks for cheaters

  1. A relationship is built for two. Obviously, you don’t know how to count.
  2. Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident. You don’t trip and fall into a vagina.
  3. If another woman steals your man, there is no better revenge than letting her keep that bastard.
  4. Once a cheater, always a repeater.
  5. People don’t cheat by chance they cheat by choice.
  6. I need to be with a guy who ruins my lipstick, not my mascara.
  7. Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
  8. Eenie meanie miny moe, caught you cheating with a hoe. You lied right to my face, think again you’ve been replaced.
  9. I used to be f*cking stupid. But then I dumped him.
  10. I don’t have EX’s I have Y’s. Like Y the hell did I date you?
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Liberty Ross remarries and find happiness again after cheating scandal

When Kristen Stewart was dating Robert Pattinson, she was caught publicly cheating on him with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. Pictures of Kristen and Hunstment appeared in magazines, it wasn’t possible to deny the affair had taken place.

Rupert Huntsman’s wife, Liberty Ross, was completely blindsided by the affair. She was living in LA, away from her family with her two young children. Liberty talks about trying to survive the meida circus:

I just visualized [being] this sort of Masai warrior. I was just going to stand very still and very strong, and just let it all roll past me. adds, “It was horrible. It was really the worst, really the worst.” – Liberty Ross

Five years on, Liberty is happier than she ever thought possible. She has remarried Jimmy Iovine, co-founder of Interscope Records.

Liberty Ross was cheated on by her husband with Kristen Stewart
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Top Ten Clever Comebacks that aren’t mean

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Do you have a friend who takes you for granted or makes mean comments to you for no reason? You haven’t done anything to provoke the situation, yet the person enjoys getting digs in at you.

Sometimes you just have to let someone know that their behaviour is not OK. You may not want to confront them directly or join in their drama and start a war either.

If you want to be the bigger person, try these comebacks and don’t get caught up in any drama. Let the individual know that they can’t mess with your feelings or take you for granted.

Top ten witty comebacks that aren’t mean

  1. It’s funny how the people who know me the least have the most to say.
  2. And you pointing out the obvious is what, helpful?
  3. I’ve been called worse by better.
  4. I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence.
  5. If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.
  6. Where’s your off button?
  7. Judging another person does not define who they are…it defines who you are.
  8. Some people should use a glue stick instead of ChapStick.
  9. Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!
  10. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Continue while I take notes.

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Funny things to say to mean girls

Justin Bieber has to put up with a lot of annoying situations and people every single day

Justin Bieber, Via Wikpedia By Lou Stejskal

Whether you love him or hate him Justin Beiber has to put up with a lot in his day to day life. He is just trying to go about his day and he is hunted by paparazzi, stalked by fans and people taking his photo on their phones as he walks down the street.

Justin gets slammed on social media for his health fad, lip sinking, his religion and who he hangs out with. When you think about it, Justin must have the patience of a saint. He seems to do a pretty good job of handling himself considering everything he has to put up with.

Maybe Justin should use a few of the comebacks below as well.

Screw the haters who have nothing better to do than make fun of people who are brave enough to put themselves out there. – Justin Bieber

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Top ten comebacks for crazy family

What to say to crazy family members

Dealing with family can drive you crazy and stress you out, especially during the holiday season. You may be staying with your family again for the first time in years, and it can bring up old patterns and behaviours.

Those closest to us know how to push our buttons and wind us up, causing us to react negatively. Be aware of certain triggers and things they might say to set you off.

Prepare before your see your difficult relative. Be aware of behaviour patterns that it will probably be repeated when you visit. If you know that your mean aunt Bertha might take a run at you during a family dinner, you may want to have a couple of comebacks ready to make her look foolish for always picking on you in public.

It’s true that you can choose your friends but you can’t choose your family. The challenging thing about dealing with difficult family is you may feel you are stuck with the person or situation. You can change jobs or swap out friends, but family is supposed to be for life.

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Even though it is hard to deal with, remember that a lot of their bad behaviour is more about them than it is about you. If you take a closer look, you will often find that the person has challenges in many of their relationships.

Here are a few clever comebacks you can say that won’t ruffle too many feathers.

What to say to crazy family members

  1. Every family has one weird relative. If you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you
  2. Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.
  3. Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.
  4. They say happiness is having a big, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
  5. Love the people god gave you because one day he’ll want them back.
  6. Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.
  7. Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean your right.
  8. Relax, we’re all crazy. It isn’t a competition.
  9. Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
  10. Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.
  11. Our family is just one tent away from a full blown circus!

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