sarcastic comebacks for haters

We all know a toxic person; it could be your boring aunt Bertha or your moronic brother in law who has verbal diarrhea. Toxic people will give you unsolicited advice, make cutting remarks and try to manipulate you.

Toxic people are extremely rude and they find it very challenging to be nice to others. They are in need of a big attitude adjustment and are condescending to those around them. A toxic person’s personality is so revolting that the people who have to deal with them suffer and become rude in response to putting up with so much abuse.

Tim’s daughter was in a baseball league and he would take her to games and watch her from the bleachers. One of the parents who attended was toxic, rude and wouldn’t shut up. What was even worse, was he always sat next to Tim at baseball practice.

Tim had his very bright daughter in public school, and they were very happy with the situation. The other dad, Collin, put his daughter in a private school and kept going on and about how great it was. He knew that Tim’s girl was in public school but he said, “Public school would be OK if my daughter wanted to be a waitress.”

Tim didn’t want to be unkind about another child, but he took solace knowing that Collins’ daughter was an uncoordinated dumpling.

If you want to say something to a toxic jerk, these clever comebacks will let them know that you know that they are venomous, and are not interested in hearing their offensive comments.

Top ten comebacks for toxic people

I expect the bullshit from you, but I never accept it!
Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!
Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
I’m sorry but I didn’t order a glass of your opinion.
Life’s too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.
Thanks, but I function better without unsolicited advice.
I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Continue while I take notes.
Before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean.
The problem with closed minded people is their mouth is always open.
Counting other people’s sins does not make you a saint.

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There are haters everywhere, all over all the world. Anytime you step out of your comfort zone and do something 30 percent of people will like it, 30 percent of people won’t like it and 30 percent of folks won’t care. (Who knows what happened to the other 10 percent).

If you are a creator, actor, a musician in a band or someone who is putting any kind of content out into the world you will receive criticism from others. I have experienced this with the web site, people hating on me for what I have created. Dealing with negative feedback gets easier with time, you look at the source and realize they may have something useful to say or their opinion could be a complete waste of time.

When some jerk mouths off, “I hate you!” you can either respond with a comeback or let it go because he might be part of the 30 percent of the hater population.

If you are continually being picked on, you can use a comeback to let the person know that you are not a doormat who can be walked all over. Often after responding with a few comebacks, and making the bully look like a fool, they move on to another target.

Below we have some great comebacks for the haters in this world. Use your comeback and let them know that they can spread their hate elsewhere.

If you have a zinger of a comeback, please share it by leaving a comment below.

Top ten sarcastic comebacks for haters

Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.
You don’t like me? That’s a shame. I’ll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I’m busy enjoying my life.
I’m an acquired taste. Don’t like me, acquire some taste.
Do you always act like an idiot or do you just show off when I’m around?
Grab a straw because you suck.
I don’t hate you but let’s put it this way…, if I had a bucket of water and you were on fire, I’d drink the water.
Some call them haters, I call them motivators.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart.
Haters gonna hate.
Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Jennifer Lawrence had to deal with haters in school

Everyone wants to be Jennifer Lawrence’s BFF nowadays, but that wasn’t always the case. The actress revealed she was bullied throughout her childhood, “I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean,” In an interview with French magazine Le Figaro Madame, Jen reveals she struggled with severe social anxiety as a child, something that built her character and made her who she is today. “Don’t worry about the bitches. That could be a good motto, because you’ll come across people like that throughout your life.” Read more

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Top ten sarcastic comebacks for haters

Jennifer Lawrence had to deal with haters in school

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