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Funny answers when someone asks how many people have you slept with

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Funny answers to how many people have you had sex with

When your partner or some hottie asks how many people you’ve slept with, be prepared there may be no safe answer. It can lead to a major blow up, with one person feeling very jealous and a little insecure. After all, talking about the past could lead to big problems in the present.

You may be the one who has shagged a lot of people and look like a slag, or you may look like a virgin compared to your partner. I remember a flight attendant told me she compared numbers only to find out that she had slept with 30 more people than her partner! Now that’s awkward, maybe she taught him a thing or two.

Of course, the answer will depend on who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best answer.

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