If you hook up with someone unexpectedly they may ask if you are on birth control. It is a valid question, after all, you don’t want one night of fun to lead to an 18-year commitment. That’s beyond what most people are signing up for when they plan for a night of passion.
If your parents ask if you are using birth control they just want what’s best for you and for you to take the responsible course of action. They may have an ulterior motive like they don’t want to spend the next several years babysitting!
Next time someone asks if you are using protection, use one of our fun snappy comebacks as a reply to such a personal question.
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