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What to say when people are staring at you breastfeeding

If you are breastfeeding your child, you know when your baby is crying and hungry that you need to stop and feed them as soon as possible. If you are out in public, it can be a little more challenging to find a spot that offers privacy. With a squirming, crying infant in your arms, you don’t have a lot of time to find the perfect location.

It’s bad enough that you are trying to feed a baby in public, then you notice out of the corner of your eye that some creepy weirdo is staring at you breastfeeding. You kind of wonder to yourself are these people staring at my boobs? Really, aren’t there enough naked woman online, do they really need to stare at a lactating woman?

People are OK with seeing half-naked women in a lingerie ad, yet they get their knickers in a knot when a mom breastfeeds her child in public, it seems a little hypocritical, after all, breasts are for breastfeeding babies.

Next time some weirdo is staring at you while you breastfeed, use one of our clever comebacks below.

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Clever replies when someone asks when you are going to wean your baby

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In many cultures it is the norm to breastfeed a child until the age of two, however, the Western culture if you breastfeed past one, people start to ask when you are going to wean your tot.

Deciding when to wean your baby is a very personal decision and it isn’t anyone’s business. It is a little crazy, you are treated as if you are committing a crime by feeding your child healthy breast milk while others are giving their kids processed baby food.

Really, don’t these people have something they can focus on in their own life instead of being nosy about yours?

If anyone makes you feel uncomfortable with your choice of when to wean your baby, try out a few of these clever comebacks.

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How to respond when someone says breastfeeding is gross

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When you are breastfeeding your child and someone tells you that it is gross or you are told that you need to go and breastfeed your child in the bathroom it is probably because they are not used to seeing a woman breastfeed her child in public. People get their knickers in a knot about breastfeeding but there is nothing more natural than a mother feeding her child.

Some teens may feel uncomfortable seeing a mother with her boob out, and they may find it hard not to stare. After all, it could be the first breast that they ever have seen up close in the flesh. They may feel a little awkward and make a stupid remark.

With parenting no matter what you do someone will always have something to say about your choice. Many women go through a heart-wrenching time trying to breastfeed without success and find themselves bullied by the breastfeeding Gestapo, while others breastfeed in public and are told off by strangers. You can’t win with public opinion, you just have to do what’s right for you and your family.

Next time someone tells you that breastfeeding is gross, use one of our clever comebacks and make them think twice about what they said.

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