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When is your baby due? – How to answer when you’re NOT pregnant

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There is nothing worse than being asked if you’re pregnant if you are not expecting. Use one of our great comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Maybe you have always had a rounder stomach than normal or perhaps you are not a fan of ab exercises, it is still humiliating when people ask if you are pregnant and you’re not expecting.

One girl I know was asked when her baby was due in front of a group of people giving a workshop. She went bright red and really wanted to ask the guy why he was bald and resembled a garden gnome, but she knew that wasn’t the right thing to say when you are a paid workshop instructor

Next time someone asks you when your baby is due, embarrass the person who asked such a nosy question with one of our clever comebacks.

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A woman at the airport asks a lady who is not pregnant when her baby is due.

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