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When is your baby due? – How to answer when you’re NOT pregnant

There is nothing worse than being asked if you’re pregnant if you are not expecting. Use one of our great comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Maybe you have always had a rounder stomach than normal or perhaps you are not a fan of ab exercises, it is still humiliating when people ask if you are pregnant and you’re not expecting.

One girl I know was asked when her baby was due in front of a group of people giving a workshop. She went bright red and really wanted to ask the guy why he was bald and resembled a garden gnome, but she knew that wasn’t the right thing to say when you are a paid workshop instructor

Next time someone asks you when your baby is due, embarrass the person who asked such a nosy question with one of our clever comebacks.

Vote for the best comeback when people think you are pregnant and youre not expecting

Only in bed.
Yah, I’m in shape. Unfortunately, it’s the wrong one.
I've started cross fit. I cross my fingers and hope that my pants fit.
Does running late count as exercise?


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When you are dealing with being called pregnant but you are not by others and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.

Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home.

Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.

Got any comments, questions or tips for dealing with someone who asks when your baby is due and you’re not pregnant? Share them in the comments below.


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9 Responses

  1. When I was in 5th grade some girls in the bathroom asked me if I was pregnant. I didn’t understand it then and just said “no, why would you think I am? i’m not like you guys”, but now i get what they meant, they were making fun of me. (fyi they were 8th graders and they actually were pregnant, they let the whole school know sooo)

  2. I’m going to visit this website every time I can. It has the best comebacks for little assholes who are definitely Photoshopped.

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