Maybe you have always had a rounder stomach than normal or perhaps you are not a fan of ab exercises, it is still humiliating when people ask if you are pregnant and you’re not expecting.
One girl I know was asked when her baby was due in front of a group of people giving a workshop. She went bright red and really wanted to ask the guy why he was bald and resembled a garden gnome, but she knew that wasn’t the right thing to say when you are a paid workshop instructor
Next time someone asks you when your baby is due, embarrass the person who asked such a nosy question with one of our clever comebacks.
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When you are dealing with being called pregnant but you are not by others and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.
Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home.
Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.
9 Responses
Why do people ask this question? So rude.
so they can piss u off
When I was in 5th grade some girls in the bathroom asked me if I was pregnant. I didn’t understand it then and just said “no, why would you think I am? i’m not like you guys”, but now i get what they meant, they were making fun of me. (fyi they were 8th graders and they actually were pregnant, they let the whole school know sooo)
Ask your boyfriend
How funny! I was about to ask you the same thing!
These comebacks are hilarious ? I will laugh at these for days!
I’m going to visit this website every time I can. It has the best comebacks for little assholes who are definitely Photoshopped.
Are you talking to yourself? Oh I didn’t realize sooo~ sorry.
question: Are you pregnant?
answer: Your Father would know!