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Snappy comebacks when someone calls you short

For some strange reason, average height people always want to let short people know that they’re short. It isn’t a surprise to us. We know and feel like saying to you, “Wow, that’s news! I’ll alert the media!”

It’s not polite to point out that someone is overweight or rather unfortunate looking with bad teeth, so why is it OK to point out that someone is short?

Yep, the short comments are annoying, so don’t feel guilty using one of our great comebacks below.

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Salma Hayek was teased for being short

Even Salma Hayek was self-conscious of her height when she was younger.

I felt like Ugly Betty many, many times. I’m very short so when I was growing up, people made fun of me as if it was like a birth defect, a deformity… like I was in a circus or something. I think we all have something people point out to you when you’re a kid and then you point it out to yourself nonstop. – Salma Hayek

Things worked out OK for Salma, she certainly didn’t let her lack of height stand in her way.

Kim Kardashian is petite

Kim Kardashian may be short in stature but the entrepreneur has a pretty big life and big curves.

She is only 5’2″, now imagine how hard it must be to manage all of those curves when you are so petite.

Here are Kim’s measurements:  …Bust: 34, Waist: 26, Hips: 41

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