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Funny replies when someone asks you out on a date

What’s a good answer when somebody asks, “Will you go out with me?” Here are few entertaining snappy comebacks for your admirer. Of course it depends on who asks, but go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best answer.If you can think of an even better answer let us know.

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What to say when someone says stop shopping

Funny replies when you are told to STOP SHOPPING

Maybe you love to buy shoes or just have a few minor shopaholic episodes. Shopping is enjoyable, until you receive the credit card bill in the mail.

Not everyone may appreciate your shopping habit, especially if they are paying for it. If you you are spending over your limit you may want to consider taking a break for a while.

What can you say to your parents or boyfriend when they holler, “You need to stop shopping!” Here are some amusing comebacks you can use to help keep your shopping addiction alive.

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What to say when someone calls you a liar

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Most people tell white lies to protect another person’s feelings. After all, you don’t want to tell your friend Laura that another friend said that she has a big honker of a nose. Maybe you just don’t mention it or tell Laura that people think her nose is fine, really it is the kind thing to do.

It can be kind of ironic if your parents turn around and accuse you of lying to them. After all, they were the ones to tell you whopper lies like Santa Claus and the Easter bunny exist.

There are people who lie habitually for no reason without anything to gain from lying. These folks change their stories constantly and are sneaky and lack empathy.  If you only tell white lies to protect friends, you would not be included in this category.

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Next time your parents or a friend call you a liar use one of our clever comebacks. If you can think of an even better comeback, let us know in the comments below.

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How to respond when someone wants to know why you didn’t tell them something

What to say when someone wants to know WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM SOMETHING

When someone says, “Why didn’t you tell me” they are letting you know that they believe you should be sharing a lot of personal information with them.  Whether it’s your best friend or your boyfriend, not everything is meant to be shared. In a culture where people are overshare everything from what they had for breakfast on social media, you may face potential criticism if you keep a few things to yourself.

Being close with someone doesn’t mean you have to reveal every thought you have or everything you have done in your past. People have different levels of intimacy, maybe you or your partner likes to be a 100 percent transparent while you prefer to keep a few things to yourself.

By oversharing every thought and feeling you have you may cause hurt feelings unnecessarily. Feelings can be fleeting, maybe you have a crush on a coworker or you prefer hanging out with your new bestie at work more than your best friend outside the office. Tomorrow you may feel differently about the situation, there is no need to cause alarm by sharing every brain fart that you possess.

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How much you reveal to friends and family also depends on your personality type. You may be introverted, while the people closest to you could be extroverts, how you engage with the world could be entirely different.

Here are a few fun comebacks you can have ready the next time your friend or the town gossip complains, “Why didn’t you tell me?” Go ahead and vote for the best answer.

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Great comebacks for a fake apology

Great comebacks when someone apologizes but doesn’t mean it. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.ne

We’ve all experienced a fake apology, when the person apologizing doesn’t sound genuine when they say, “I’m sorry.”

Urban Dictionary even has a word for it, a “fepeology” and the definition is to “to give someone a fake apology just to shut them up.”

When you receive a fake apology the person is basically expressing that they don’t feel any remorse for their shitty actions towards you. They are insinuating that you’re being hypersensitive or even irrational. It doesn’t say much about you, but it does say a lot about the other person.

If you have had enough, here are a few sarcastic comebacks that you might find useful if you’re not in the mood for their baloney.

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