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Funny answers when someone says now, you listen to me!

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Nobody wants to hear their parent  or boss going ballistic saying, “Now, you listen to me!” Be afraid, once someone has said those words to you they have already been annoyed beyond belief.

Maybe you have pushed your someone’s buttons one too many times, and they have had enough. Even parents have their limits when it comes to patience.

None of us like to be bossed around or dictated to at any age.

Here are a few fun comebacks that you might find useful, but we warned it might not end well with the person you say it to.

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Comebacks if someone calls you a slut or hoe

How to reply if you are called a slut or hoe

It can be embarrassing and hurtful when a mean girl or a bully calls you a slut in front of a bunch of other people at school or online. If you get a lot of male attention some girls may get jealous, especially if nobody notices them.

There is a double standard for women when it comes to sex. If a girl hooks up with a guy, she can be slut-shamed and called all kinds of terrible names, and if a guy hooks up with someone, he is rewarded with praise. The worst part of it all is women can be the worst offenders, turning and putting down other women.

People are always going to talk about others, what matters is if you agree with them or not. If you know that you’re not a slut then don’t worry about it and try not to let their words get to you.

Here are a few clever slut comebacks that you might find useful next time someone calls you a hoe.

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Reality star Snooki Polizzi was bullied and called a hoe in high school

Many girls are called a slut for no reason in high school. Check out Snooki’sbullying  story below.

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“[The older girls] made up a rumor that I had got it in the ass by one of the seniors. They were calling me Stinkin’ Incan for the longest time. I was like, ‘I’ve never even had sex, he didn’t put it in my butt! Then they wrote ‘Nicole’s a slut’ on the walls and made my life a living hell. I think that’s why I’m such a strong person today.” – Rolling Stone Magazine

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How to respond when people call you a nerd

Funny replies when someone calls you a NERD. | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

In this day and age, being a nerd is not such a bad thing. After all, the nerds of today are rich, very, very rich. Look at Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, and Larry Page. Even Urban Dictionary defines a nerd as, “The person you will one day call boss.”

Being called a nerd used to be a derogatory term, but nerds are now the new rock stars of our society. Every kid who codes wants to be the next Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page, or Sergey Brin.

There is nothing wrong with having the highest IQ within your crew and having your act together in life. The new cool nerds are the full package deal—smart, with great style, confidence from being a smarty pants—and they’re socially accepted.

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Nerds are known to be obsessive about their area of interest and will happily talk your ear off about their favourite subject matter whether that is the game Terraria or marine biology. They take pride in their expertise, and they continue to learn obsessively about their subject matter even if others think they’re geeky.

If someone calls you a nerd, smile and remember it is not at all a bad thing. Use one of our fun comebacks.

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Jennifer Garner felt like a nerd in high school

Jennifer Garner now has millions of fans but she claims when she was young she was pretty nerdy and never part of the in crowd.

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I was a real nerd. I wasn’t the popular one, I was one of those girls on the edge of the group. I never wore the right clothes and I had a kind of natural geekiness. I was in the school band and I think that has a bit of a stigma at the age of 13. If you’d asked me what I wanted to be, I would have said something like a librarian.” – Jennifer Garner

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