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Funny answers when someone says now, you listen to me!

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Nobody wants to hear their parent or boss going ballistic saying, “Now, you listen to me!” Be afraid, once someone has said those words to you they have already been annoyed beyond belief.

Maybe you have pushed your someone’s buttons one too many times, and they have had enough. Even parents have their limits when it comes to patience.

None of us like to be bossed around or dictated to at any age.

Here are a few fun comebacks that you might find useful, but we warned it might not end well with the person you say it to.

Vote for the best comeback to now you listen to me

Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!

I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked.

I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Continue while I take notes.

More comebacks you might like

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4 Responses

Dexter says:
February 24, 2016 at 5:32 am
Good for bossy biotches
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? Alianna says:
December 26, 2019 at 9:11 pm
I have another comeback for this one.
“Oh, I was listening, I just didn’t obey the order. You’d better be more precise next time.”
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Cara Cunningham says:
March 5, 2020 at 8:22 pm
I have one i don’t remember asking
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Madyson says:
November 9, 2021 at 6:30 pm
I am, I have been for the past 26 years, I’m a grown ****ING man can I simply get a girlfriend
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