Snappy Comebacks for all Situations
Being called a nerd used to be a derogatory term, but nerds are now the new rock stars of our society. Every kid who codes wants to be the next Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page or Sergey Brin. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a nerd, but if it pisses you off when people call you one, try a few of our great comebacks below.
See the most popular nerd comeback determined by I should have said voters.
Have you ever had an annoying friend or relative purposely get you all worked up and angry and then tell you to calm down? Yeah, they know how to push your buttons and deliberately irritate you, then they act all sweet and innocent like they have your best interests at heart.
Someone telling you to calm down is basically insinuating that you’re crazy for reacting in the way you did. Having someone order you about when you are pissed off makes the situation worse.
When your buttons have been pushed, and steam is hissing from your ears, use one of our clever comebacks to let them know their behavior is not OK.
If you have a better comeback, leave it in the comments below.
We all know someone who appears to be your friend and who smiles at you and then delivers a zinger of an insult, leaving you speechless. What’s even worse is they do it every time you see them, leaving you feeling ambushed once again by a nasty remark.
Jackson was sitting quietly in math class when the class idiot came up, put his arm around his shoulder, and called him, “my cabrone.” Connor meant to say, “my bitch” only his Spanish wasn’t so hot, and he ended up saying, “my asshole.”
Connor had embarrassed Jackson before, so this time he was ready. Jackson had four comebacks on the top of his tongue, and he said a few in front of the entire class. Everyone cracked up laughing at Connor’s expense, and he never bothered Jackson again.
These top ten comebacks for verbal bullies will let the person know that underneath their shiny facade, you know that their comments are truly rotten. Check out some great comebacks now, and you will be armed to talk back next time an idiot makes a mean comment.
Remember, it’s not what you say but how you say it. It’s best to deliver these snappy remarks with a smile on your face.
Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been feuding for years. Both are known to be argumentative and engage in spats. Both are rich and powerful, it is hard to believe that they really don’t have better things to do with their time!
Trump has brutally insulted Rosie publicly in his tweets. Sure, you may think thinks bad thoughts about somebody but do you really need to say this to the entire world?
Rosie is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb – other than that I like her very much! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) – 11 Jul 2014
I feel sorry for Rosie ‘s new partner in love whose partner in love whose parents are devastated at the thought of their daughter being with @Rosie–a true loser. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 14, 2011
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 14 Dec, 2011
Urban Dictionary defines uptight as, “A person who is not fun, unwilling to loosen up, go out, or try unconventional experiences.”
We are all born with certain personality types, not all of us are lucky enough to be as outgoing or as relaxed as a Logan Paul (maybe that’s a good thing).
Maybe you are taking life a little too seriously and you could loosen up a little bit at times.
These comebacks will let the offender know you are not interested in their unsolicited snarky comments next time they call you uptight.
Victoria Beckham does things her way, and whatever she does is clearly working with her fashion brand empire. She has been called uptight in the media for her food choices at restaurants and for not engaging in conversation. Victoria is probably trying to conserve her energy for her family and business. No matter what you do, there will always be a critic.
If you do know a lot of information about a lot of stuff it, can be challenging not to share your knowledge.
The problem is the not so bright start to complain if you answer too many questions in class and they start calling you a know it all.
Sure, you probably are the expert on many things but unless other people get to add a couple of comments they might start getting really annoyed.
If you want to say something next time people call you a know it all, use one of our clever comebacks.
Go ahead, tell us what you think and vote for the best comeback. If you can think of an even better comeback, then let us know!
