We all know someone who appears to be your friend and who smiles at you and then delivers a zinger of an insult, leaving you speechless. What’s even worse is they do it every time you see them, leaving you feeling ambushed once again by a nasty remark.
Jackson was sitting quietly in math class when the class idiot came up, put his arm around his shoulder, and called him, “my cabrone.” Connor meant to say, “my bitch” only his Spanish wasn’t so hot, and he ended up saying, “my asshole.”
Connor had embarrassed Jackson before, so this time he was ready. Jackson had four comebacks on the top of his tongue, and he said a few in front of the entire class. Everyone cracked up laughing at Connor’s expense, and he never bothered Jackson again.
These top ten comebacks for verbal bullies will let the person know that underneath their shiny facade, you know that their comments are truly rotten. Check out some great comebacks now, and you will be armed to talk back next time an idiot makes a mean comment.
Remember, it’s not what you say but how you say it. It’s best to deliver these snappy remarks with a smile on your face.
Top Ten Comebacks for Verbal Bullies
1. Wow, that almost hurt my feelings.
2. If you can’t be kind, be quiet.
3. OK, that’s enough sarcasm for one day.
4. What you said was mean spirited and untrue.
5. If your goal was to be hurtful, mission accomplished.
6. It’s not okay for you to comment on X.
7. Where’s your off button?
8. Do you always mask insults with humour?
9. You realize you said that out loud, right?
10. I don’t know how to say this nicely, so I won’t.
What is a verbal bully?
A verbal bully is a person who will use words to threaten, control and imitate the people around them.Verbal bullying can include belittling other people, put downs and insults, as well as sarcasm. Verbal bullying can occur in person, over the phone, or online, and can be directed at friends, colleagues, strangers, even children.anyone, including children, teenagers, and adults.
Verbal bullying can have a negative affect cause others emotional pain and cause personal pain and distress, especially if you are around it for long periods of time. Verbal bullies like to target people who won’t respond or who will just take their abuse.
Recognize and acknowledge if you are being verbally bullied. Many people were never given a voice growing up and weren’t taught how to stand up for themselves, which can lead to years of frustration. If you would like a step by step guide of how to handle a verbal bully check out our popular program Verbal Self Defense Made Easy. We will teach you exactly what to say and how to say it.
How to deal with a verbal bully
Dealing with a verbal bully can be a real pain, but here are some easy-going tips to help you:
- Stay Cool – Keep your cool and maintain that calm composure. It’s all about not giving them the satisfaction of getting under your skin.
- Set limits – It’s time to stand up for yourself and let these bullies know that their actions are not okay. Remember that setting limits is all about standing up for who you are and what you believe in.
- Make Yourself Heard – Let the bully know that you are not happy with what they are saying. It is essential to make yourself heard in a manner that is kind but unyielding.
- Ignore what they do – Bullies like to be noticed, so if you don’t give it to them, they might lose interest. So, the next time they try to get to you, try to brush it off and go about your day.
- Seek help – Talking about your problems may not be easy. But believe me, it can make all the difference in the world.
- Keep Records – Keep track of all the bad things they say or do and write them down. Don’t forget to write down the dates and times, so you have all the information. This way, you’ll have solid proof of what they did that wasn’t very nice.
- Don’t Hesitate to Report if Needed – If their bad behaviour doesn’t stop or gets worse, don’t be afraid to tell a teacher, boss, or someone in charge.
Keep in mind that the comments of a verbal bully reveal more about them than they do about you. You have the ability to ignore it and shine on regardless of the situation.
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Donald Trump Verbally Bullies Rosie O’Donnell on Twitter
Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been feuding for years. Both are known to be argumentative and engage in spats. Both are rich and powerful, it is hard to believe that they really don’t have better things to do with their time!
Trump has brutally insulted Rosie publicly in his tweets. Sure, you may think thinks bad thoughts about somebody but do you really need to say this to the entire world?
Rosie is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb – other than that I like her very much! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) – 11 Jul 2014
I feel sorry for Rosie ‘s new partner in love whose partner in love whose parents are devastated at the thought of their daughter being with @Rosie–a true loser. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 14, 2011
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 14 Dec, 2011
Famous people who have been verbal bullies
Not everyone in the spotlight is kind, and some famous people have been accused of being verbal bullies themselves. Here’s a glimpse of a few personalities who’ve had their share of not-so-nice words:
- Gordon Ramsay – Famous for his cooking prowess and his intense television series, Ramsay has been accused of doling out more than just constructive criticism while he is in the kitchen.
- Anne Hathaway – The actress has been accused of verbally bullying her co-stars and team members on the set of a movie.
- Bill O’Reilly – This former news anchor has been called a verbal bully because of how he was said to be confrontational and rude during conversations.
- Alec Baldwin – Apparently, he’s not afraid to let loose with some choice words and insults. He’s being accused of using some not-so-nice tactics when dealing with paparazzi and reporters.
- Madonna – The pop star has been accused of verbally bullying fans and people who work for her. It seems like she doesn’t hold back when it comes to harsh criticism and putting people down.
Keep in mind that people in the public eye are often closely watched, and it’s easy for the meaning of what they say to be misunderstood. But a few of these things have definitely made people scratch their heads.
The Role of counselling and self care
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When you are dealing with someone who verbally bullies you and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.
Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home.
Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.
I think this is excellent adcvie. I do agree that usually, completely ignoring the bully works, but as you say if there is anything physical, or threat of physical violence, you should tell an adult. Great article!
Thank you this solved my bully problem
I usually use this one: Does your ass ever get jealous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?
I have another “your dick is supposed to be in your pants not in your personality”.
lol that one would shut someone up fast and get laughs
I did that one on a girl but I said “you dick belongs in your pants not your personality and before you say you don’t have a dick, go and grow a pair cuz there is something disgusting popping out of your personality
Nikki, what did the girl do when you said that to her? Was she shocked?
oh my gosh love it
I have one ” Just because you don’t have a dick, doesn’t mean you have to act like one.”
Thanks so much for making this. I constantly get insulted by people. So this I perfect. I’m gonna recommend
Hi Hannah,
I am glad that you like the site and that it is helping you out. A lot of kids say that once they deliver a few great comebacks, all of a sudden people stop picking on them. Bullies often pick on people they think won’t respond.
If someone is continuously picking on you, it would be a great idea to tell an adult. Sometimes things can be challenging for kids to figure out.
Let me know if you ever need help with a comeback.
Bryn
What is a good comeback for parents who seem to “pick” on the oldest kid? It happens to me ALL the time.
Hi Caleb,
I hear and you and I will work on a post for you.
Bryn
GOOD COMEBACK: Huh? What did you just say? Oh, sorry I can’t understand you I don’t speak bitch!
I have one:oh so I’m invisible now am I? Cool I’ve always wanted a superpower
That’s if u get ignored
Here’s another : “if this is the only thing you have to do in life you have one bad life jeez “
dude say “your like pampers,self absorbed and full of shit”
Where were you years ago?
DOESN’T matter youre here NOW! Tonight ended with a horrendous fight with a toxic friend. She said some horrible things to which I am going to respond but wanted just the right words…so I started googling…
And lookey here….what did I find…YOUR PAGE!
Take a bow! GREAT JOB!!
Reada
Lmao I got one. “I’m trying to see things from your point of view… but I just can get my head that far up my ass!” TYSM for the comebacks btw!
Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
Thanks! I’m at a new school and this really helped!
one time i was arguing with my brother about something and he said “If you answer, it means you heard it!” and i just said: “Huh?” and my mom laughed until she cried. it was hilarious.
That’s a good one