funny comebacks to rude remarks

Funny ways to apologize when you don’t really want to

What to say when you are forced to apologize

Do you remember when you were a kid and you were forced to apologize when you didn’t want to? Maybe your cousin always made you look like the bad guy, and you took the wrath for something you didn’t do.

You may find yourself in a situation where you are made to apologize when you feel it isn’t necessary. You have to pick your battles in life and choose which ones are worth getting upset about. Adults are supposed to own what they do, feel remorse for their actions and man up and apologize.

In today’s world, with social justice warriors on every corner, people get easily offended about every little thing. They cry and carry on that you offended them, and they take it personally. It is going to be difficult for some of these people to realize that the world doesn’t revolve around them and their needs, and others can’t be expected to walk to eggshells to cater to their needs.

My son mentioned to some friends at school that he found feminine girls with long hair attractive. The girls in his class were furious that he said he preferred a physical type and said that he should apologize for being sexist. Should you really have to apologize because you find certain people attractive?

Here are some snarky apologies when you are forced to say sorry, when you don’t really mean it.

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What to say when someone says they’re too busy to see you

How to respond when someone says they are too busy to see you

There are times in life when everyone experiences hectic periods when they are too busy to have much of a social life. Sometimes work, family or school has to be the top priority, but if someone is constantly too busy to see you, they may be making excuses not to spend time with you. Never make someone a priority when they only make you an option.

If you are in a relationship and someone can’t find the time to hang out with you, then they are just not that into you. When you are interested in someone romantically, you always make time to see the person.

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You will always have time for the things you put first.
698 Vote
Let me know when you are available so I can make sure I am busy.
3180 Vote
No calls I understand. No texts I understand. When you see me with someone else I hope you can understand.
1350 Vote
No matter how busy someone is, if they really care, they will always find time for you.
1830 Vote
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Funny replies when someone asks if you are ignoring them

Clever replies when someone asks if you're IGNORING THEM

Usually, the best way to deal with a jerk is to move on with your life and ignore them. Ignoring someone lets the person know in no uncertain terms that you don’t want to deal with them. You are not obligated to talk to everyone, maybe you want to avoid someone you go to school with or an old colleague, if you are attending a social gathering you are not obligated to talk to everyone. You know the old saying if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all.

Being ignored can drive some folks absolutely crazy, you are basically saying they are not even worth reacting to. Sometimes ignoring somebody can be very effective when you want to get someone to smarten up and change their behavior.

If someone calls you out on ignoring them, here are some great comebacks you can use.

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Please do not interrupt me while I am ignoring you.
1319 Vote
I am just giving you a chance to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
1780 Vote
I am busy right now, but I would be happy to ignore you some other time.
551 Vote
I will ignore you so hard you will start to doubt your own existence.
643 Vote

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How answer when someone says they are mad at you

Funny comebacks when someone says they are mad at you

Do you have some someone in your life who gets mad at every little thing and constantly complains about the shortcomings of others? They have unrealistic expectations of the people in their life. These angry people think that friends and family should accommodate their bad moods, and when they don’t, they get annoyed and hold a grudge.

These folks overreact and make a mountain out of a molehill. The frustrating thing is you never know where you stand with these people, and you feel like you are walking on eggshells. Being with an angry and petty person gets tiresome quickly.

When someone is mad at you, they may become confrontational and want to have words with you. We all have our own inner struggles and issues to deal with. You may have triggered the person, but they are responsible for how they react to you.

If you are tired of their adult tantrums and want to let them know it’s time to turn the psycho down a notch, use one of our clever comebacks if it is safe to do so.

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Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know that I do not care.
7822 Vote
Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make up sex.
760 Vote
I am glad you are sexy when you are angry, considering how often you are mad at me!
612 Vote
I am dizzy from riding your bipolar rollercoaster.
1601 Vote
Some people create their own storms and then get upset when it rains.
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