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Top ten comebacks for toxic people

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We all know a toxic person; it could be your boring aunt Bertha or your moronic brother-in-law who has verbal diarrhea. Toxic people will give you unsolicited advice, make cutting remarks, and manipulate you.

Toxic people are extremely rude, and they find it very challenging to be nice to others. They are in need of a big attitude adjustment and are condescending to those around them. A toxic person’s personality is so revolting that the people who have to deal with them suffer and become rude in response to putting up with so much abuse.

Tim’s daughter was in a baseball league, and he would take her to games and watch her from the bleachers. One of the parents who attended was toxic and rude and wouldn’t shut up. What was even worse was he always sat next to Tim at baseball practice.

Tim had his bright daughter in public school, and they were happy with the situation. The other dad, Collin, put his daughter in a private school and kept going on about how great it was. He knew that Tim’s girl was in public school, but he said, “Public school would be OK if my daughter wanted to be a waitress.”

Tim didn’t want to be unkind about another child, but he took solace knowing that Collins’ daughter was an uncoordinated dumpling.

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If you want to say something to a toxic jerk, these clever comebacks will let them know that you know that they are venomous and you are not interested in hearing their offensive comments.

Top ten comebacks for toxic people

  1. I expect the bullshit from you, but I never accept it!
  2. Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!
  3. Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
  4. I’m sorry but I didn’t order a glass of your opinion.
  5. Life’s too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.
  6. Thanks, but I function better without unsolicited advice.
  7. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Continue while I take notes.
  8. Before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean.
  9. The problem with closed minded people is their mouth is always open.
  10. Counting other people’s sins does not make you a saint.
You have no obligation to toxic people

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Top ten witty comebacks for the not so bright

Use our snappy comebacks when dealing with a not so bright individual.

Obviously, it’s not nice to be snarky to dimwitted, oblivious people. There are many different kinds of intelligence. Someone who is a whiz at math may have no common sense when it comes to everyday life. My friend’s mom only values intelligence if someone has a university degree. It is kind of funny because she thinks that she is superior to others because she has a Bachelor of Arts. Yet I don’t think she can think her way out of a paper bag if she tried.

You can’t necessarily choose who you have to deal with on a daily basis, but if someone keeps inflicting their point of view or political opinions on you, perhaps you may want to let them know that you have had enough.

Here are ten comebacks for a person who is acting like the village idiot.

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Top ten witty comebacks for the not so bright

  1. I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
  2. Somewhere … there is a village being deprived of an idiot!
  3. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe!
  4. A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
  5. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  6. You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
  7. If you’re going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise, you’re just an ass.
  8. I think you’re acting like yesterday’s coffee, a little weak in the bean!
  9. Hey, your village called they want you back by 6 pm.
  10. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
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Top ten comebacks for haters

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There are haters everywhere all over the world. Anytime you step out of your comfort zone and do something, 30 percent of people will like it, 30 percent of people won’t like it, and 30 percent of people won’t care. (Who knows what happened to the other 10 percent.).

If you are a creator, actor, a musician in a band, or someone who is putting any kind of content out into the world, you will receive criticism from others. I have experienced this with the website, people hating me for what I have created. Dealing with negative feedback gets easier with time. You look at the source and realize they may have something useful to say or their opinion could be a complete waste of time.

When an idiot mouths off, “I hate you!” you can either respond with a comeback or let it go because he might be part of the 30 percent of the hater population.

If you are continually being picked on, you can use a comeback to let the person know that you are not a doormat who can be walked all over. Often after responding with a few comebacks and making the bully look like a fool, they move on to another target.

Below we have some great comebacks for the haters in this world. Use your comeback and let them know that they can spread their hate elsewhere.

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Top ten sarcastic comebacks for haters

  1. Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.
  2. You don’t like me? That’s a shame. I’ll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I’m busy enjoying my life.
  3. I’m an acquired taste. Don’t like me, acquire some taste.
  4. Do you always act like an idiot or do you just show off when I’m around?
  5. Grab a straw because you suck.
  6. I don’t hate you but let’s put it this way…, if I had a bucket of water and you were on fire, I’d drink the water.
  7. Some call them haters, I call them motivators.
  8. If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart.
  9. Haters gonna hate.
  10. Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
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Jennifer Lawrence had to deal with haters in school

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Everyone wants to be Jennifer Lawrence’s BFF nowadays, but that wasn’t always the case. The actress revealed she was bullied throughout her childhood, “I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean,” In an interview with French magazine Le Figaro Madame,  Jen reveals she struggled with severe social anxiety as a child, something that built her character and made her who she is today. “Don’t worry about the bitches. That could be a good motto, because you’ll come across people like that throughout your life.”  Read more

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