are you gay

What to say when someone asks if you’re a lesbian

Funny comebacks when someone calls you a lesbian.

If you are a female and have short hair and dress like a tomboy, there is a pretty good chance that you will have been asked if you are a lesbian.

Not every girl likes traditional social norms of dressing or buys into what society thinks a girl should look and act like.

There is nothing wrong with being gay, if you are you should be loud and proud. The thing is you may not be ready to come out yet, and don’t know what to say when people ask if you are lesbian?

If people keep asking if you are a lesbian, use one of our clever comebacks if you don’t want to give a direct answer.

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Is that your way of asking if I’m single? Sorry, but you’re not my type.
Sorry, I am straight, so would you please stop trying to flirt with me.
I am not a lesbian, but hey but you don't need to take my word for it just ask your Dad.
Only on Wednesdays.
I thought we were going to keep this quiet until we are both ready to come out.

When people give you a hard time about being gay

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How to respond when people ask if you’re gay

what to say if people call you gay

Whether you are a heterosexual or gay male, there is a pretty good chance you have been called gay or a fag in a derogatory way at some point in time. Many insecure teenage guys will use the term when they are trying to appear cool in front of their friends when really they feel like an insecure little turd or they wouldn’t feel the need to say such a thing to someone.

There is nothing wrong with being gay, and thankfully society is becoming more tolerant, in urban centres anyway.

If you’re not gay you probably want to say something to shut the person up who keeps trying to wind you up.

If you are being called gay, use one of our clever comebacks to shut the hater up.

Go ahead, vote, and tell us what you think is the best comeback to such a personal question.

Vote for the best comeback when people call you gay or a fag

Why? Are you are trying to recruit?
Only on Tuesdays.
I am straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
No, I just dress better than you!
Why YES, I am!
That is not what your mama thought last night.

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When people call you gay

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Are you gay?

John is enjoying a drink at a Hollywood bar. A man standing at the bar asks, “Are you gay? John kindly replies, ” If I were gay, you would be at the top of my list.”

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Are you a lesbian?

A young woman is put in jail for 10 years. Her cell mate asks her if she is gay. She responds to her cell mate, “Is that your way of asking if I’m single? Sorry, but you’re not my type.”

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