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Top Ten Comebacks for nagging wives and girlfriends

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Use these great comebacks on your nagging wife or girlfriend. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavesaid.net

There is no doubt about it, nobody wants to listen to their nagging wife or girlfriend.

Many wives who nag are not even aware that they are nagging everyone around them, they actually think that they are being helpful. Your wife probably believes that if she nags you enough, you might just miraculously change your behaviour.

There is a story about a woman was upset with her husband’s temper. She went to the doctor and explained to the doctor how her husband would lose it and get really angry. The doctor told the woman that anytime she noticed her husband was losing his temper she should grab a glass of water and swish it around in her mouth. The woman went back to the doctor and said it was a miracle, her husband was no longer getting so angry. The woman wanted to know what about the swishing sound calmed her husband down. The doctor explained, “It has nothing to do with the swishing sound, it’s you learning to keep your mouth shut that does the trick.”

Next time your partner is giving you a lecture or a hard time try some of these snappy comebacks. Say them in a joking way so you don’t get yourself into too much trouble!

Top ten comebacks for  your nagging wife or girlfriend

  1. You’re like a plunger; you keep bringing up old shit.
  2. Please be patient. I’m fucking things up as fast as I can.
  3. Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right.
  4. You go girl! And don’t comeback!
  5. I’m sorry was it my job to fill your life with joy today?
  6. No really, it’s adorable when you blame everyone but yourself.
  7. Just because you’re a drama queen doesn’t mean I am going to treat you like royalty.
  8. I’m going to need you to turn down your psycho a little bit.
  9. Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
  10. No, you’re right, let’s do it the dumbest way possible because it’s easier for you.

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Top ten comebacks for nosy people

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Nosiness and gossiping seem to go together, some people find power in knowing something that others don’t know.

All of us have information that we don’t feel comfortable sharing with others, nosy people just don’t get the hint and keep trying to pry information out of you. Some folks like to ask really personal questions about who are you dating, are you a virgin or even how much money do you earn.

You don’t have to reveal the personal details of your life to the office gossip or your family,  you have the right to set some personal boundaries and keep parts of your life private.

If someone in your life crosses the line too many times, and won’t keep their nose out of your business here are a few sarcastic zingers. Maybe you will get lucky and they will mind their own business!

Top ten snappy comebacks for nosy people

  1. Hey, I found your nose, it’s in my business again!
  2. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
  3. Oh I didn’t tell you. It must have been none of your business then.
  4. My life, my mistakes, my choices. Not your business!
  5. My business isn’t your business. Unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my ass.
  6. If you are going to have opinions about my life than I can assume you will be paying some of my bills.
  7. Oh, I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life. Continue while I take notes.
  8. It’s better to have your nose in a book than someone else’s business.
  9. It’s an odd thing how some people have to be all up in your business, kind of like a wedgie. Now that’s some bad crack.
  10. Mind your own problems before you talk about mine.

Yeah, woman can be nosy

 

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Great comebacks when someone tells you to calm down

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Have you ever had an annoying friend or relative purposely get you all worked up and angry and then tell you to calm down? Yeah, they know how to push your buttons and deliberately irritate you, then they act all sweet and innocent like they have your best interests at heart.

Someone telling you to calm down is basically insinuating that you’re crazy for reacting in the way you did. Having someone order you about when you are pissed off makes the situation worse.

When your buttons have been pushed, and steam is hissing from your ears, use one of our clever comebacks to let them know their behavior is not OK.

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Top ten comebacks for verbal bullies

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Great comebacks for VERBAL BULLIES

We all know someone who appears to be your friend, who smiles at you and then delivers a zinger of an insult, leaving you speechless. What’s even worse, is they do it every time you see them, leaving you feeling ambushed once again by a nasty remark.

Jackson was sitting quietly in math class when the class idiot came up, put his arm around his shoulder and called him, “my cabrone.” Connor actually meant to say, “my bitch” only his Spanish wasn’t so hot, and he ended up saying “my asshole.”

Jackson had been embarrassed by Connor before, this time he was ready. He had four comebacks on the top of his tongue, and he said a few in front of the entire class. Everyone cracked up laughing at Connor’s expense, and he never bothered Jackson again.

These top ten comebacks for verbal bullies will let the person know that underneath their shiny facade, you know that their comments are truly rotten. Check out some great comebacks now, and you will be armed to talk back next time an idiot makes a mean comment.

Remember it’s not what you say but how you say it, best to deliver these snappy remarks with a smile on your face.

Top Ten Comebacks for Verbal Bullies

  1. You’re equal opportunity. You’re nasty to everyone!
  2. If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
  3. You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one.
  4. Do you always mask insults with humor?
  5. You would think with all of your multiple personalities, at least one would be likable!
  6. You may die of constipation because you’re so full of shit!
  7. Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?
  8. I’m not saying your stupid, I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
  9. I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
  10. Before you judge me make sure you google yourself.

When you are dealing with a verbal bully

Donald Trump Verbally Bullies Rosie O’Donnell on Twitter

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Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been feuding for years. Both are known to be argumentative and engage in spats. Both are rich and powerful, it is hard to believe that they really don’t have better things to do with their time!

Trump has brutally insulted Rosie publicly in his tweets. Sure, you may think thinks bad thoughts about somebody but do you really need to say this to the entire world?

Rosie is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb – other than that I like her very much! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) – 11 Jul 2014

I feel sorry for Rosie ‘s new partner in love whose partner in love whose parents are devastated at the thought of their daughter being with @Rosie–a true loser. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 14, 2011

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 14 Dec, 2011

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Top Ten Comebacks for your Parents

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Funny comebacks when your parents give you a hard time

Parents can drive you crazy no matter how old you are! Whether you are 16 or 46 nobody likes to be lectured, nagged or told what to do.

In the age of the helicopter parent, it may seem like your folks may be hovering around with an excessive interest in your life. In previous generations kids were left more to figure things out for themselves. Now parents are over involved in their kids’ lives, telling them who to hang out with, what clubs to join and which university to attend.

Sometimes it seems like you can’t win with your parents no matter what you do. They complain about what you don’t do, and then when you do it, they complain about the way you did it.

Of course, your parents love and worry about you, which is why they display these annoying behaviours.

Next time your mom or dad giving you a lecture or a hard time try some of these funny comebacks. Say them in a joking way so you don’t get yourself into too much trouble!

Top Ten Comebacks for your Parents

  1. You call it talking back. I call it explaining.
  2. I’m a liar? You were the one who told me about the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny and Santa! –
  3. You say I’m lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
  4. Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
  5. Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!
  6. My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display.
  7. I know money doesn’t grow on trees. That’s why I’m asking you.
  8. I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
  9. You’re one of  my favorite parents.
  10. Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

When your parents keep giving you a hard time

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